why is it
"no boy will want you if you keep on with that feminist rubbish"
and not
"no girl will want you if you keep on being a misogynistic piece of shit"
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if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties
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Smokey Mountains just before sunrise
Source: jampf (reddit)
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All of this frustrates me bad cause I can’t stay mad at you or change anything that I had - Navy Blue, The Story So Far.
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as a parent it is your god damn fucking job to look after your children stop treating your children like they are burdens
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omfg i’m crying at the latest episode of Got because daenerys is listening to this guy and she’s so tired of his bullshit and she looks directly at the camera like she’s in an Office episode
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did Mona Lisa know she was gonna become the illest art bitch of all time or like???
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a guy at school today was wearing this damn fine red nail polish and I heard these two girls whispering angrily and looking in his direction so I listened in expecting them to be weird about it and the first thing I hear is “how the HELL did he get it so good did he get it professionally done or something you need to ask him where he found that colour jesus fucking christ are you KIDDING me”
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see that girl you just called a lesbian? is she? can you help me get her number?
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