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Percy: Annabeth I-

Annabeth: There is no “I” in this relationship Percy, only “we”.

Percy: Alright then Annabeth, “we” are bi.

Annabeth: Damn right we are.

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Kidnapper, over the phone: We have your son.

Tony: …I don’t have a son?

Kidnapper: Who just asked to speak to “Mister Stephen’s boyfriend” then?

Tony:

Tony, screaming: STEPHEN THEY HAVE PETER-

Peter: Uh, Sir? Hello?

Kidnapper: You see? Nobody will ever find- wait, why do I hear boss music?

Stephen: *opens a portal next to the kidnapper’s building.*

Bucky: *backflips through the window and shoots the kidnapper in the knee*

Steve: *throws shield at the kidnapper, knocking him out*

Nat and Clint: *taking turns to drop-kick the kidnapper*

Tony: *sends iron legion to get Peter while he arrests the kidnapper*

Sam, sipping piña colada, wearing sunglasses, in a bathrobe at the compound, on the phone with Tony: Yes, yes, I am very sick. Yes, Stark.

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Y/N: Send dudes.

Natasha: You mean nudes?

Y/N: I’m in a fight. I need more men!

Natasha: *Comes alone and kicks everyone’s ass.*

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Steve: Here’s your coffee, Bucky.

Bucky: Thanks, can I have a little spoon please?

Steve: Yeah, sure!

Steve: *hugs Bucky from behind*

Bucky: *close to tears* I- okay

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Y/N, setting down a card: Ace of spades.

Shuri, pulling out an Uno card: +4.

Peter, pulling out a Pokemon card: Charmander, I choose you!

Tony, trembling: WHAT are we playing??

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Tony, talking to Peter on the phone: Son, did you preheat the oven like I told you to?

Peter: You bet!

Tony: At what temperature?

Peter: 535.

Tony: That's the clock.

Peter:

Tony:

Peter: 536.

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Tony: You often use humor to deflect trauma

Peter: Thank you

Tony: I didn't say that was a good thing

Peter: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

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Steve: So, you gave Peter a word puzzle for his birthday?

Tony: Yeah, those words make “We’re going to Disney land!” I wanted to surprise him!

Y/N: Well…

Peter: *screaming* WE’RE GOING TO DIE!! s nY l A dn

Tony: Oh fu-

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Alex: *drunk, filling out a form* What's an occupation?

Sam: It is something you do

Alex: *nodding while writing* Magnus Chase.

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Imagine if Annabeth punishes Jason and Percy like this whenever they start fighting.

Which one of these two situations do you think is happening?

I’m actually curious what do you guys think??

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Magnus: So, you’re saying you got my back?

Alex: Yeah, I got your back.

Alex: Don’t smile, I’m still mad at you.

Magnus: I thought we were having a moment.

Alex: Moment’s over; shut up.

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The avengers: So Carol is more powerful than all of us?

Fury: Yeah.

The avengers: And you made us fight bloodthirsty aliens without her?

Fury: I also named you all after her.

The avengers:

Fury: What? She’s my favourite!

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Natasha: Hooooney!

Y/N: What?

Natasha: Where are my widow bites?

Y/N: What?

Natasha: WHERE. ARE. MY. WIDOW. BITES

Y/N: I… uh… put ‘em away!

Natasha: WHERE?

Y/N: WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW?

Natasha: I NEED THEM!

Y/N: Uh-uh! Don’t you think about running off doing no derring-do. We’ve been planning this dinner for two months!

Natasha: The public is in danger!

Y/N: MY EVENING IS IN DANGER!

Natasha: You tell me where my widow bites are, Y/N! We are talking about the greater good!

Y/N: ‘Greater good?’ I am your Wife/Husband! I’m the GREATEST GOOD you are ever gonna get!

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Percabeth Hugging 🥺

Which one looks the best?

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Cute Fierrochase 🥰

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Drew Percy + Annabeth x Underwater kiss

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