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Artist Paints Realistic 3D Copy of the Boat His Neighbor Was Ordered by the City to Hide Behind a Fence

#malicious compliance

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#howling

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Co-signed

#video

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Daily News, New York, New York, June 14, 1931

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#:3

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Look at that thats pretty cool

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why do modern retellings always try to make the source material less fucked up. what if i wanted to make it worse. ovid style.

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#posts that make me realize I'm aging #it was fruits basket

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Read, read, read. Read everything -- trash, classics, good and bad, and see how they do it. Just like a carpenter who works as an apprentice and studies the master. Read! You'll absorb it. Then write. If it's good, you'll find out. If it's not, throw it out of the window.

— William Faulkner.

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podcast character body pillow

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The Hat-O-Mat Drive-In Restaurant of Niles, Ohio

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full dishwasher kind of annoying actually. release me

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can we all agree that handwash onlys are attention seeking? you're using the same dish soap as the rest of us but you need a sponge bath because you're too good for a shower

🍳 cast-iron following

op some people will die if they're washed with soap at all. unlike certain plastic divas dishes that claim to be "top row only" like that makes a fucking difference.

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can you actually fuck off

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☕ mug-shots follow

i love being on the top row like you are NOTTT using me for coffee LMAOO

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dusty ass

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all tucked in. in my drawer. with my polycule <3

#and these takeout chopsticks too i guess #ok

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Excited for summer break 😃 Can't wait to see what kinds of mold i'll collect this year

#ForgottenAgain #BackpackGang #LockerGang

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anonymous asked: Why are you whining about how other dishes like to be washed when you're literally covered in spaghetti stains

tupperware answered: what if i killed myself

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WASP IN ME

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anyway enough posting educational mental health content that links to lifesaving resources. i have to go objectify that wizard

#there's a reason I've never left this godforsaken site