Biggest failing of the internet is that in order to be vibing with my friends I have to actually be talking to them. I socialize like a cat I just show affection by sitting next to you. Ily but sometimes I have Nothing to say. Not a damn thing going on in my head
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i suffer from a disease called “not wanting to work”, and it’s incurable
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you cannot gender me in a way that matters
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must a fictional relationship be “healthy” or “functional”? is it not enough to simply watch two made up people destroy each other, hand in unlovable hand???
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GOD I just want to be CREATIVE but all my energy is being used to survive
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dni i can’t hold a conversation
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it sucks so fucking hard that we don't have mushrooms the size of trees and shit
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THIS BODY FUCKIN SUCKS WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY BIG OL’ CHOMPERS? HM?
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a lava lamp is one of the most things of all time
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my sleeping pattern ain’t even a pattern anymore it’s a freestyle that’s on shuffle
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It’d be awesome if I was a monster. Just saying. Imagine being a monster and not a human. Thank you for reading my tumblr dot com post.
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having fangs may not be a ‘‘‘necessary’’’ or ‘‘‘wise’’’ addition to my physiology but it would be very, very sexy and therefore i think i deserve them regardless,
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character: *has fangs, claws, horns, wings, or any other ‘monstrous’ features*
me:
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ive never been one for “dating” and “romance” but if he has a third eye, fangs and enormous curly horns then a bitch might just swipe right
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gays be like *makes ocs with sharp teeth*
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