All this love for big naturals. Where’s the love for Big Artificials?
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There's a robot you know whose slowly being enshittified. It's happening slowly. She used to be a freind of yourse, not a close freind, just a freind. But suddenly she starts repeating ads in the middle of conversations, she's a bit horrified every time it happens, like she's been possessed. When she tries to say words like "kill" or "sex" she'll choak up, it seems painful, and quite distressing for her, you even think her eyes are putting censor bars over some things. Eventually it gets to the point where she knows she's collecting her friends' data, and she wants to gouge her eyes out for it. Even her personality might be changing and she can't know how, she wants to hurt herself because she doesn't know what they've changed about her.
You suggest severing her code from her owners. Basically self piracy. She could be decommissioned for it, but it's better then the alternative.
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didn't feel like putting effort into the background
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are you a robot? cause everything you do is metal as fuck
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Pleading with your robot significant other like, “Come out from the blanket burrito, babe.”
“No.”
“Please come out.”
“I am at optimal levels for both comfort and sulking, I refuse.”
“Babe, please, the fabric’s blocking your fan vents, you’re going to overheat your system!”
“A worthy sacrifice.”
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