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we used to get prescribed a summer on the seaside. now we just get told to go touch grass. the economy is in shambles

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Listen pal, the subtitles stay ON.

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clocking in for another day at the i dont wanna factory

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my bed is the only safe place in the universe. everywhere else is too loud and too much!!!

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i’m already living in a time loop it’s called being employed

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It's me. I'm the distant aunt.

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It has apparently been ten years since the time one of my professors pulled me aside to tell me I had to clean up after making out before going to class because my lipstick was everywhere and I realized "actually my tapdancing group decided we all had to dress like the Joker for our performance" was an infinitely worse explanation so I just said I was sorry

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Your secret is safe with me (i dissociated mid sentence and didn’t hear a thing you said)

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applying for jobs seems to mostly consist of lying and submitting to indignities, which is whatever. but it is very difficult for me to override my innate instinct that anyone demanding i write a cover letter has insulted me so greatly that the only way to retain my honor is violence

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clair de lune will always go down smooth, claude really did put his whole debussy into this one

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You know what I'm a slut for? When a character visibly drops a ruse. Like, the way their face changes the moment they give up a facade and reveal themselves.

This applies to revealing love, apathy, anger, evil intent. I mcfuckin love it.

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"But why would you want to imagine, read or write about a relationship that wasn't healthy, good or desirable to you personally?"

I genuinely don't know how to explain the concept of fiction to you.