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peekothamil · 6 months
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what the hell is spam scammers on this site?
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Random fact: They did a study on courtship and mating behavior of American alligators at the St. Augustine Alligator Farm in the early 1980's. This study revealed that, among other things, the majority of alligator sex is gay
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Big up Yubel!! 
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can we take a moment to just think about how incredibly scary magical healing is in-context?
You get your insides ripped open but your friend waves his hands and your flesh just pulls back together, agony and evisceration pulling back to a ‘kinda hurts’ level of pain and you’re physically whole, with the 100% expectation that you’ll get back up and keep fighting whatever it was that struck you down the first time.
You break your arm after falling somewhere and after you’re healed instead of looking for ‘another way around’ everybody just looks at you and goes “okay try again”.
You’ve been fighting for hours, you’re hungry, thirsty, bleeding, crying from exhaustion, and a hand-wave happens and only two of those things go away. you’re still hungry, you’re still weak from thirst, but the handwave means you have ‘no excuse’ to stop.
You act out aggressively maybe punch a wall or gnash your teeth or hit your head on something and it’s hand-waved because it’s ‘such a small injury you probably can’t even feel it anymore’ but the point was that you felt it at all?
Your pain literally means nothing because as long as you’re not bleeding you’re not injured, right? Here drink this potion and who cares about the emotional exhaustion of that butchered village, why are you so reserved in camp don’t you think it’s fun retelling that time you fell through a burning building and with a hand-wave you got back up again and ran out with those two kids and their dog? 
Older warriors who get a shiver around magic-users not because of the whole ‘fireball’ thing but the ‘I don’t know what a normal pain tolerance is anymore’ effect of too much healing. Permanent paralysis and loss of sensation in limbs is pretty much a given in the later years of any fighter’s life. Did I have a stroke or did the mage just heal too hard and now this side of my face doesn’t work? No i’m not dead from the dragon’s claws but I can’t even bend my torso anymore because of how the scar tissue grew out of me like a vine.
Magical healing is great and keeps casualties down.
But man.
That stuff is scary.
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peekothamil · 6 months
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Yu-Gi-Oh OC Week Day 2
Day 2: Family
"How could I lose to the likes of you... Maybe I should use less words and more thinking... Hm, you wanna know more about me? Oh sure, what do you wanna learn about? My family! Gosh aren't we getting a bit too familiar? Hehe, sure I'll tell you more about them.
For my immediate family, I have my ma and pa, my older sis, and my twin brother. All of them are very smart and can use magic very well. Well, everyone except me... Anyways, let's start with my brother!
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My brother's name is Aleister. Don't tell anyone I said this, but he's probably my favorite sibling. He always loved dinosaurs a lot and is now studying them at Azurefang University. He's the kindest to me, always writing me letters about his college. Apparently he's the best duelist there. Though that isn't a big surprise, his dino deck always wiped the floor with me.
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Next up my eldest sister Amber. She's fine I guess. We never really talk that much, but she isn't really mean to me. It's complicated. Anyways she's apparently a top gal at some genetics company, dunno what they do there though. She doesn't really duel much, though to be fair, she's very busy with work I guess.
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Up next is my papa, Sir Alexander Sycamore III. Despite his uptight appearance, he's quite the jokester, always making puns whenever he can. He's a professor at Harvard University (very placeholder name, but same level of prestige) teaching biology with a focus on dragon stuff. He always tries to keep in contact with all of us and is very nice to us.
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My ma...
She's a bitch.
So anyways that's all my immediate family, though there's one person I would like to mention. My grandpapa!
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He taught me everything I know about being a Mercenary and a duelist. He's just the coolest with his 'Swordsman of Roadstar' deck.
Anyways that's my family."
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peekothamil · 6 months
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Yu-Gi-Oh OC Week Late Day 1
I literally found out about this last night and I'm ecstatic to tell y'all about my, no, OUR GIRL!
Day 1: Introductions
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"Greeting everyone, my name is Elmyra, the greatest duelist, and swordswoman, to ever walk this planet! Fear my blade, and my Excuties, for I will oblicerate you before you can even personify my Blade of Accubation! (yeah, those big words will make them scared of me!)
So say your prayers duelist! Say your prayers duelist! Cause after this beatdown, you'll be needing double the stitches! (Yeah, nailed it.)
Now, let's stop talking and start dueling! GO RUSH!!!"
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