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Guy whose prophetic dreams have repeatedly proven true but he has imposter syndrome so he thinks it's just a coincidence

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*The Peculiars getting surrounded by wights* Jacob: I don't think we can gaslight gatekeep girlboss our way it of this, guys.

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this is what a baby peregrine falcon looks like…

can you imagine young alma at the ymbryne academy all excited to transform for the first time and she turns into this.

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Happy loop day y'all

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when one person in a couple takes on a more monstrous/scary form (especially for the sake of protecting the other person) and they're so worried about the other person seeing them and being disgusted at the sight of them but when the other person does see them they're so gentle and so patient and they just want to make sure their beloved is okay and maybe even ground them if their monstrous form is overwhelming for them and it's just. you know

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Works(Original)

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he left. he said he loved me and promised to come back one day, but he never did.

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*the peculiar children at the zoo*

olive: what are they in for?

emma: olive… this isn’t a prison.

olive: can they leave?

emma: no, but-

enoch, pointing at a zebra: i bet that one’s in for murder.

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olive: claire and i became friends w a dinosaur cow!

millard: …what is a dinosaur cow-

claire: and we adopted it!

olive: *opens the door and brings in a giraffe*

millard:

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Jacob wrote this in his diary

i like to go in the bathroom and splash water on my face and pretend im a male protagonist under a lot of stress

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Mphfpc characters as things that have happened to me:

Jacob: my uncle tried to trade me for bumper stickers at a flea marker when I was 5. (then he bought me powdered donuts to apologize)

Emma: my therapist called me an arsonist. (Also when my best friend and I liked the same guy and me and the guy flirted with each other in front of my best friend. The guy had a girlfriend when this was happening)

Millard: my dad forgot me in a Barnes & Noble

Bronwyn: I tore my mother figure's achilles tendon and then I threw up in a McDonald's parking lot while Mozart was playing on the car radio.

Enoch: Some friends and I tried to summon King George III by dancing around a fire and singing "you'll be back" from Hamilton. Then they locked me in a shed for about half an hour.

Fiona: some guy said he shipped me and him together and then I sent him a picture of the cactus I killed. (The cactus exploded I didn't mean to)

Hugh: my brother put a bee in a freezer and then took it out and put it in a tupperware container and had me play jazz for it on my saxophone while he screamed "ya like jazz" over and over

Horace: I insisted on wearing a victorian dress to walmart.

Claire: I cried in a toyota dealership while watching cocomelon and snorting fun dip (I don't know why I was watching cocomelon i was 9 or 10)

Olive: I jumped off the top of a bouncy house and then got put in time out (it was one of those public places with all the bouncy houses)

Miss Peregrine: I had to babysit these two kids and then they ended up covering me in glitter.

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jacob: i left notes with instructions for everyone this evening.

enoch: uh… mine just says ‘‘enoch no”.

jacob: i want you to apply it to every situation possible.

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yknow what. fuck the jacob x emma or jacob x noor debates. fuck them. jacob emma and noor are all in a poly relationship its true i asked them

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Emma: Claire about the birds and the bees.

Hugh: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.

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enoch: if i was thrown into prison, would you help me escape?

millard: no.

enoch: you don’t need to say it THAT fast! think about it. i’ll try again. 

enoch: if i was thrown into prison, would-

millard: no.

enoch: you jerk.

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karlroberts

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Rad

Should I read the new peculiar children book and risk it replacing my wuthering heights hyperfixation or should I wait until wuthering heights leaves on its own