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semiaquatic secret agent

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this goes as a universal reminder - during migration season, please help birds by turning out your lights early & encouraging local movements for larger organizations to do the same

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#bro thats jugglypiof

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from nebraska earlier today. this has got to be some of the craziest tornado footage i have ever seen. from @nickgormanwx

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fixed it

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I love nautical and seaside town horror stories. Tell me more about the fog and water that eats people

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i will give tiktok one concession and that is that it has spawned a comment that contains a phrase that i think of often at relevant moments: pack it up boys we've made a social blunder

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if the universe were not so cruel the "Tailor Swift" would be a beautiful bird that elegantly sews its nest together

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I’m having a spirited debate and need a larger sample size

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[transgender elf princess is cradling my limp body after I gave my life to save her from an evil sorcerer] ELF PRINCESS:[tearing up] to think a roguish scoundrel like you would give your life for me… you kindhearted fool… you can't leave me… [delirious from Soul Decay] can you call me a good girl while I touch yuor ears

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Even if I didn’t have a solid plan, in the back of my head, I always assumed I’d kill myself.

Now I’m an adult and people my age have their lives in order and I’m stuck here, confused, because I never planned to be alive and I’m so far behind.

I feel like I’ll never catch up.

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Op has said that it's not just his account that got suspended but many other people around him as well

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The male pufferfish tries to impress potential mates with his masterpiece. Source: BBC Earth

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Just in case you forget this exists.

It exists.