someone take me out. either in the date way or the assassination way
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i’m at my clits end
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The difference between a fetish and a kink is that a fetish grows down from the ceiling but a kink grows up from the floor
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bumbled be thy bees
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whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small. you know the ones i mean.
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requested by lesbianfeministsstuff
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Idk man I think that’s a wrap for me
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Oh nooooooo my boobs are soo soft and squishy haha it would be such a shame if someone gently massaged them and left kisses all over them haha and sucked them and left hickeys all over that would be soooo bad
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I had a really bad migraine last night, but I've run out of everything except these hungarian pain killers my dad gave me 9 years ago, anyway I don't remember anything and I can't feel my tongue and the only thing in my search history is this
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smooshing my penid flat with a rolling pin
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Being the introverted hopeless romantic with a high sex drive is a curse
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mary shelley writing about a monster rejected and abandoned by its creator and dedicating it to her own father i need to smoke a blunt with her i need to give her head
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never give up on your dreams. you can always be a bigger faggot if you just believe in yourself
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