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uptown rat.. he’s been living in a social frat…. bet he’s never seen an ass this fat….. i bet his mama never told him that

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Why is it that when couples make a new human life, it’s ‘beautiful’ and ‘miraculous,’ but when I make a new human life alone in my basement, it’s ‘a crime against nature’ and ‘morally abhorrent’?

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i, (and i can’t stress this enough), love my gf

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That’s all it is, Miles. A leap of faith.

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Real Overwatch Fact #656:

Tracer commits property damage when she loses Kahoot.

Submitted by anonymous.

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i was born and the doctor was like ah it’s a dyke and handed me to my mother

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Jack “Skinny Penis” Morrison from Overwatch suffers from Erectile dysfunction!

Requested by @grimewife

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ok ok ok i know overwatch does have its problems but imho thats mostly bc they set themselves up as being Diverse and good for Representation. if theyd never have that pretence id be fucking losing my mind bc what an amazing prank to pull on gamers. first they take Waifu Tracer (whos ass people were arguing about before the game even CAME OUT LOL) and made her gay and then they took captain america 2.0 every white supremacists fav and made HIM gay too like the fucking shenanigans. the drama of it.

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jack morrison’s strained smile when proud hetrosexual jesse mccree cowboy walks up to him, lays a hand on his shoulder and says ‘love is love’

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of all the possible LGBT confirmations from blizzard, from the most feasible (junkers) to the fan favourites (mchanzo, pharmercy), i never really believed they’d go all in with soldier 76 (or reaper76) because i thought it would be just too big an ask. there was no way we were going to have BOTH the goddamn box art characters be gay. like, the actual FACES of the game? unheard of! UNTHINKABLE! it’s wild even one of the “main” roster is openly not straight. 

but there he is, and here we are, so pardon me if i’m a little fucking excited about it.

#shit u right #you annoy me blizzard but u do a number of things right and this is one of them #i love my gay main characters!!!!

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life is about dipping dry things into wet things. oreos into milk. crackers into soup. chicken tendies into bbq sauce. my strap into my girl’s p

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“So this is it, uh.. The final Sunday of 2018…”

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for the honour of gayskull

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The capybara was the world’s largest rodent until I was born