pawnon

[pawnon]

hehe i took my ancestor's palmhusk again!!!

#askew post!! #<- sure fine that's my tag

[pawnon]

help

plot

#also i should redo what this profile looks like #it is ridiculously old lmao #granted so am i #paw.speak

[pawnon]

Happy birthday pawnon!

(I think we share one?)

> Greet birthday twin

Happy birthday to us both! :3

#paw.ask #ooc: I couldn’t figure out what ur sona is. so anon look it is!

[pawnon]

OH!! Hello pawnon! ive come to see that it is your birthday! I would say I would never forget, but I was never told!

Hopefully the gift of 42 knitting needles and my being here is enough!

-Needlenon

> Greet your fellow anon/maybe moirail?

N:3:3dl:3!!!!!!!!! I’m so glad m:3w cam:3! <>

I was just thinking about m:3w h:3h:3!

#paw.ask #needlenon.interaction #ooc: they’re so happy to see needle :3 anon love wins

[pawnon]

hi pawnon ijm offering you my 30 ton pot of soup happy fbirthday

There is no way you can eat this all by yourself. Maybe you should have a party.

> You can now join Pawnon’s birthday party.

[pawnon]

>Pawnon: Recieve oversized spoool of thread.

You’re grateful for the gift, as you have wanted to take up knitting or crochet or something. One problem: you don’t know how to do that, nor do you have needles. Maybe the needle anon has some? You’ve really missed them.

#paw.ask #anon.interaction #paw.bday #ooc: he miss their moirail

[pawnon]

>shoot wildly

You don’t know how to use a gun. What would you even shoot, anyway? There’s nothing here, much less a shooting range.

> You can now send presents to Pawnon.(not that you weren’t able to before)

#paw.ask #anon.interaction #paw.bday

[pawnon]

>retrieve arms

You get a FUCKING GUN.

#paw.ask #anon.interaction #paw.bday

[pawnon]

ifflepaw

> Examine the dud name plate.

It seems that the name was so big that it ran off the sides. Meh, you don’t care. Didn’t want to use that anyway.

#paw.ask #anon.interaction #paw.bday #ooc: save me being able to rotate :(

[pawnon]

> Whifflepaw Glittereater

That’s a horribl:3 nam:3.

> Try again.

#paw.ask #anon.interaction #paw.bday #ooc: why is it so longgggggg- #also. ignore that they’re in teh wrong order.

[pawnon]

> Pawnon Eymous

> Suggestions(asks) are open.

#paw.ask #anon.interaction #paw.bday #ooc: he hass been. Named

[pawnon]

A horrorterror of feminine presentation stands in a white void. It just so happens to be their 17th birthday today! Despite being on tumblr for months, and the Standards for being named, he doesn’t have a name yet. What shall it be?

> Enter command.

#paw.bday #paw.speak

[pawnon]

Bon poisson de Avril! *sneakily sticks a paper fish to your back*

...What.

#paw.ask #anon.interaction #ooc: anon. what does this mean.

[pawnon]

If u wawnt, I can draww some things for u all!

#im sure i have crayons or smthn somewwherre... #askew post

[pawnon]

K

remember that post that said if it got notes I would read homestuck

i never did (i had a bunch fo missing assignments at the time and was near to failing so I just.. didn't)

...Im doing this again because i feel tumblr deserved another chance to make me read homestuck. but I'm making it WAY higher because I do NOT want to reach it. >:(

the goal... 10k. it wont happen. It won't. Surely you, dear tumblr user reading this, is not stupid enough to let this happen.

^photo so i can distinguish this post from others in my notifications tab.

#paw.ooc #Keep it going #<- prev but still aplies

[pawnon]

so basically 4 kids initiated a weird time travel universe resetting gizmo and they got to meet their ancestor parent people except their parents were their kids in the universe and also they were all the same age so its probably similar to that probably

...Huh.

#I didn’t really fet that #askew post

[pawnon]

Hey little one! How are you today?

I’m doing good! I have no more silly people talking at me tho... 3:

#ooc: they mean asks. send asks. please. #askew post