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JOHN MULANEY Stand-Up Monologue on October 31st 2020

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Excuse me- I'd be Kagami. Cause like her, I have my reasons for being mean.

okay in my opinion, darry would be marinette/ladybug and tim could be adrian/chat noir (part of me believes that paul is chloe-)

PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE OH MY GOD

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Send “📂“ for a random yet completely useless headcanon I have

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20 OC Questions

Do they like rain?

If they have any pets, what are they? If not, what would they have as a pet?

What do other people tend to think of them?

Do they have kids? Do they want to have kids?

What’s their favorite color?

Describe their eyes.

What’s their handwriting like?

Any phobias?

If they have a love interest, how did they meet them? Hoe would they describe said love interest?

How would their love interest describe them?

How many times have they fallen in love?

How many people broke their hearts?

How many hearts did they break?

Favorite fruit?

Favorite vegetable?

Do they have any mental illnesses? If so, what are they and how do they make everyday life harder?

Did they grow up poor, rich, or somewhere in between?

Where did they grow up?

What were their parents like?

Do they like the ocean? If they do, what do they like about it?

send me some of these lmao

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Send a number

1. What’s one animal you wish you could have as a pet but can’t?

2. Favorite thing to wear to sleep?

3. What song really gets you going?

4. Where do you usually eat your meals?

5. Favorite meal: breakfast, lunch, or dinner?

6. Most embarrassing habit?

7. Chocolate or fruity candy?

8. Soft or hard tacos?

9. Worst way to break up a fight?

10. Best thing to say in an elevator of strangers?

11. What color/design are your bedsheets?

12. Any hidden talents?

13. Favorite thing to drink out of (mug, glass, etc.)?

14. Socks or bare feet around the house?

15. Favorite board game?

16. Do you sleep with the fan on or off?

17. Heat on or keep it cold with lots of layers?

18. Do you sing in the shower?

19. Favorite song to belt out at the top of your lungs when you’re alone?

20. Last thing you cried about?

21. At what age did you first have alcohol?

22. Relationship status?

23. What’s the most amount of money you’ve spent on a single item of clothing?

24. What do you typically wear to formal events?

25. Favorite memory?

26. Gum or breath mints?

27. Favorite shoes?

28. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

29. What is the natural state of your hair?

30. Have you ever had braces?

31. Most dangerous thing you’ve ever done?

32. Most embarrassing thing your parents have caught you doing?

33. Last time you had an orgasm?

34. Celebrity crush(es)?

35. Windows or Mac?

36. How old were you when you learned to ride a bike?

37. Makeup or natural?

38. What color do you wear the most?

39. Favorite season?

40. Umbrella or rain coat?

41. Have you ever fallen out of a tree?

42. First car you ever owned?

43. What time do you usually go to bed?

44. Are you a competitive person?

45. Least favorite color?

46. First pet you’ve ever owned?

47. Sweet or salty?

48. Favorite pasta dish?

49. Favorite kind of chips?

50. Talk about something you’re passionate about.

51. What are some of your hobbies?

52. Caffeine? If so, what kind?

53. Favorite kind of pizza?

54. Fast food or sit-down restaurant?

55. Lots of acquaintances or a handful of close friends?

56. Something that ruins your appetite?

57. Favorite labels about you?

58. Are you a religious person?

59. Night out with a bunch of friends in public or night in with one friend having deep conversations?

60. What size shoe do you wear?

61. Favorite thing about yourself?

62. Have you ever told someone you loved them first?

63. Have you ever had sex on the first date?

64. Heroes or villains?

65. Favorite fruit?

66. Least favorite fruit?

67. Favorite vegetable?

68. Least favorite vegetable?

69. How many plates can you eat at a buffet?

70. Favorite dessert?

71. Do you play any sports?

72. Age you learned how to swim?

73. Tell a funny story.

74. What’s one interesting thing about your culture?

75. What’s one annoying thing about your culture?

76. What job would you be terrible at?

77. Would you rather watch a TV show or a movie?

78. What’s your favorite compliment to give?

79. What’s your favorite compliment to receive?

80. Has your opinion changed on something recently?

81. Do you always order the same thing at a restaurant or order something different each time?

82. What’s something you’ve always wanted to try but haven’t yet?

83. If you could learn to do anything right now, what would it be?

84. Favorite physical feature about yourself?

85. Least favorite physical feature about yourself?

86. What’s one amazing thing you did that nobody was around to see?

87. If you could change your height, would you?

88. What’s something you would rate 10/10?

89. Heels or flats?

90. What’s something you wish you had more knowledge about?

91. Would you want to be famous?

92. What’s something you would get arrested for?

93. What’s your spirit animal?

94. What’s the luckiest thing that’s ever happened to you?

95. Are you the type to have an organized mess, or no mess at all?

96. Do you tend to make decisions based on the past, present, or future?

97. Are you a planner or a more spontaneous person?

98. Thoughts on the oxford comma?

99. What do you hope never changes?

100. How would you celebrate your 100th birthday?

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simple & soft asks. send me a number!

What did you dream about last night?

What is your favorite color?

Do you feel more connected to the moon or the sun?

Have you ever wished on a shooting star?

Name a movie that makes you genuinely laugh.

When’s the last time you felt like you were floating?

What do you enjoy daydreaming about most?

Do you believe in guardian angels?

What’s a smell that reminds you of home?

What is something (or someone) you’re in love with?

Describe the memory of the last time you felt true happiness.

Name a song that makes you feel ethereal.

What’s your ideal summer aesthetic?

Talk about one of your most cherished childhood memories.

Talk about something exciting or good that happened to you this year.

Where do you feel most at home?

What is something you own that is important to you? What makes it so important?

Do you believe dreams have meanings or are they completely random?

Do you believe in love at first sight?

What’s the sweetest thing someone has done for you?

Do you believe in mermaids?

What do you like most about nature?

What’s your zodiac sign? Do you think you fit the general characteristics of that sign?

Are you more of a hopeless romantic or realist?

What’s a song that gives off good vibes anytime you listen to it?

Do you usually remember your dreams?

Have you ever written a love letter?

Name a book you don’t mind reading over and over.

Do you collect anything? And what are some hobbies you have?

What do you do to feel at peace?

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can y'all send some asks that are like “thoughts on ______”

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Two bite brownies?? Don’t tell me how many bites to take per brownie, Trader Joe’s, okay for me, they’re zero bite brownies. I suck those things down like a BURMESE PYTHON

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"You fucking gorgeous, Curtis." Paul softly mumbled, kissing Darry's cheek before burying his face in the crook of his neck.

👰reverse -Dar

Paul smirked as he lifted Darry with ease, parading him around the house. Laughing as Darry gawked and scrambled to hold on to the blonde. "Who's weak now, Curtis?"

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Paul softly groaned, leaning back on the door as he continued to hold Darry close. Letting his hands tighten their grip on his hips.

👰reverse -Dar

Paul smirked as he lifted Darry with ease, parading him around the house. Laughing as Darry gawked and scrambled to hold on to the blonde. "Who's weak now, Curtis?"

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Paul took Darry to the first room he saw with a door and pulled him inside. Closing the door and bringing Darry into another kiss. Grabbing on to the brunette's hips.

👰reverse -Dar

Paul smirked as he lifted Darry with ease, parading him around the house. Laughing as Darry gawked and scrambled to hold on to the blonde. "Who's weak now, Curtis?"

@darrel-s-curtis

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Paul thought for a moment and nodded. "Probably be for the best. Let's go to a room with more privacy than the living room." He softly chuckled, quickly kissing Darry as he started to leave with him from the living room.

👰reverse -Dar

Paul smirked as he lifted Darry with ease, parading him around the house. Laughing as Darry gawked and scrambled to hold on to the blonde. "Who's weak now, Curtis?"

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