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this image just tickles me in a certain way like... not 'as hard as i can' but as soon.. he is too busy to laugh right now and he doesnt know when he will be available but he'll try to squeeze it in

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Sometimes I look back on an old post of mine that got out far enough to be seen by people who weren't in the same area of tumblr as me and some would freak out over my old username. The only reminder of my past is the shocked tags

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I still laugh when bob dylan says 'among us'

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I've heard the concept of front bottoms kidz bop but personally i wanna hear what weird al would have to say

#the front bottoms

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#cause you are water 12 feep deet and i am boots made of conkeet

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yeah so i went to go visit my friend-

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please watch this i cant stop thinking about it

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Budapest more like Bubópestis

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One of those days when I look like a mix between shaggy and velma

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my dealer: yooooo this shit is straight gas 😛💲💲 this strain is called "Jesus of suburbia" it'll make you feel like the son of rage and love 🔥🔥🔫💔

me: yeah whatever i don't feel shit

5 minutes later: bro i feel like i'm at center of the earth in a parking lot of the 7/11 where i was taught

my buddy jimmy pacing in the corner: the mayor of jingletown is lying to us

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i dont think i ahvw any typical youngest child bevahiours but that one time i DID have to go to óperenciás tengeren és az üveghegyen túl after my two older siblings failed to do a quest and i DID hva eto complete three tasks to earn a life changeing reward

#literálisan jómagam

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you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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there's something deeply wrong with me

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favorite historical event

#i don't even wanna think about how much that'd be worth in today's economy