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God i love this avatar!

you got an amazing hat, i wish i was that fancy ;~ ;

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Do you draw any pictures? If so, can you show us some?

YOU WANT ME TO DRAW MORE ? WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM? A MACHINE !? 

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FWOP. FWOP, DAMN YOU.

STOP TOUCHING ME YOU PEDOPHAGE !

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Hey, how does babby get made?

WITH MEAT

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What's that silhouette going on about? You didn't even bother to be recolored!

IT HAPPENED TO ME, RESULTING WHAT YOU SEE NOW. EVEN MYSELF I THINK IT'S SCARY.

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so i herd u liek mudkiepz?

HONESTLY I THINK MUDKIPS ARE THE FILTH OF THIS WORLD ABOVE EVERYTHING.

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Hello? You still alive?

YES, TUMBLR'S LOGIN SYSTEM BEING FINISHED WITH PISS, I FINALLY USE OPERA FOR THIS ACCOUNT AND FIREFOX FOR THE DARK"HURH I'M SO GOTHCORE"DOOMER ACCOUNT SINCE THAT OLD, 2MB LOADED SEAMONKEY BROWSER NO LONGER SUPPORTS THE GIBBERNACULSHICH SCRIPTS THEY USED ON THE LOGIN.

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How do mokvwaps procreate?

MALES HAVE A PENIS AND FEMALES HAVE A VAGINA, THE MALE MOKVWAP PUTS IT IN THE FEMALE MOKVWAP HE LIKES, AND SINCE THEY BOTH LIKE THEMSELVES A LOT THEY KISS A LOT.  ALL MOKVWAPS ARE BORN FROM THE USUAL, STANDARD, RUN-OF-THE-MILL, MAMMALIAN REPRODUCTION, TOO.

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Are the big patachu and the little patachu aware of each other?

THERE'S A LITTLE PATACHU?

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Patachu, I love you.

AFTER ALL THE THINGS I HAVE DONE TO YOU YOU KEEP LOVING ME. I CAN NOT EXPLAIN THIS.

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The difference between furries and bronies is that even furries hate furries.

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patachoux is it possible to

CANDLEJACK! CANDLEJACK!

DOES WHATEVER A CANDLE CAN!

SEIZES A MAN, ANY SIZE

CATCHES YOUR KIDS JUST LIKE FLIES

LOOK OUT! HERE COMES THE CANDLEJAACK!

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draw monglor getting raped by adiago

POOR KITON. NO !

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Your most and least favorit food mashed together in one dish D= what would it look like??!!

I DO NOT WISH TO KNOW BUT I WILL TEST IT ON A SUBJECT.

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penis or vegetables

I'M NOT TEMPTED BY ANY OF THOSE TONIGHT. LET'S MAKE A TARTIFLETTE.

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How did your teeth get so round?

ROCKING TOO HARD.

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why don't you give up your dire, boring, unoriginal digimon recolor shit. you have no talent or ideas and you know it. patamon is a shitty character, and that's using the word 'character' very loosely.

PATAMON DOES NOT SUCK. HE IS MY BEST FRIEND AND A POWERFUL MOKVWAP. YOU AND YOUR GOD YOU SUCK.