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one thing about americans is that they know how to make a fucking milkshake

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Superman: Man of Tomorrow #12 - “Superman’s Day Off” (2020)

written by Robert Venditti art by Scott Hepburn & Ian Herring

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The differences between TFP and Earthspark Optimuses are sooooooo fucking funny. TFP OP is burdened with "I've never seen Prime laugh, cry, or lose his cool," he responds to "Hey Optimus you wanna see something funny?!" with the numbest dead-eyed Eeyore "No," he's just generally Haunted and Stoic every waking moment

Then we have Chuckles McGee with his looney toons ass face winking and making finger guns and giggling nervously and spamming the group chat with emojis and cracking jokes and making "graphic design is my passion" self-help pamphlets

#transformers #it's a delight! #love when the same guy is kind of a different guy

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my mom hung up some clothes of mine on the doorframe and it seriously could not convey more "this guy dresses like a cartoon bully" if it got up and stole a kids lunch money

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can we get a shoutout to trans girls who don't wear makeup

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Today my friend said something along the lines of, "It's gonna feel so good to get top surgery and get your huge F-cup boobs cut off. It's gonna be like shaving a matted dog," and that's like the funniest comparison to make on planet earth.

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#no wormies :(

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#i refuse to say in the tags #take that as you will #i try my best tho djfkgkd

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Customer: FIRST CALIFORNIA REALTY REAL ESTATE. DMV: fuckery. I googled his name, he seems to be a real estate agent Verdict: DENIED

#laugh rule

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#there are no thoughts in that dog's brain <3

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I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn

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It's the last day of April

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