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The episode that will live in infamy

[x]

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People I call ‘friend’

found family / friends whom I love more than anything

people who are only alive because i’m at work and my manager doesn’t like it when i get blood on the display cases

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Video.

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the signs as things my friend's dad said

aries: does putin's me-me ban mean you cannot go to russia

taurus: we have a vodka fridge and a cheese fridge. take your pick

gemini: is this the boy you cry over? he is ugly. find another boy

cancer: i have not cried in ten years. i am not breaking this streak today

leo: do not touch the moustache. it looks good today

virgo: i would say your dress is short but you are too short

libra: you are not in trouble, no. you just broke a law

scorpio: you make a better son than my son

sagittarius: why is it 420? why not 480?

capricorn: i want a tap that pours alcohol instead of water

aquarius: if i were president i would let you have your me-mes.

pisces: is that putin is gay video real

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you will not believe the date i just had

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Female leads in science fiction who aren’t damsels

and are funny

and are platonically linked to their male counterpart

The most important woman in the universe.

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I’m not even sure which one I’m more like

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From the new show Humans. Definitely worth watching!

Thank you. All of you.

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how gishwhes saved me&the hunt hasn’t even started

post about gishwhes and why you should register. 

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WAIT IS IT ACTUALLY GENUINELY A THING THAT AMERICANS DON’T HAVE KETTLES?

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“What are you doing here?” / “What’s your problem?”

doctor who: let’s kill hitler (2011) / kingsman: the secret service (2015)

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Where is the Oscar tho. [x]

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yep

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This was me in Europe as I laughed and drank beer. Now that I'm back in the U.S., it seems even more ridiculous to me.

imagine if you had to wait until you were 21 to drink alcohol

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imagine if you had to wait until you were 21 to drink alcohol