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editing your own writing is like woah you really like commas........ maybe ease up on those commas there, pal........ maybe Fewer commas would be nice

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Pov ur name is Geralt of Rivia and it tool u way longer then ur willing to admit to realize that was a fountain of youth

If you would’ve known that that stupid river was the fountain of youth, you never would’ve drank from it. That was 300 years ago. You’re permanently stuck at age 26. The only one you really have left in your life is your horse, who also made the mistake of drinking from it.

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Makig a sandwich to bring to school tomorrow can someone reblog with a filling to finish the ssndwich ill go first ok

Bread

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sooo I saw this post https://pocketss.tumblr.com/post/169552931121/whats-up-with-dragons-do-they-shed-their-skin-do on my dash and I kind of err… yeah :|

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since i only ever send rick rolls to ppl i figured id just post one for all my followers for april fools day this year to save myself the effort

happy april fools y’all

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Shinichi: So no one else knows that you’re the Kaitou Kid? Kaito: Hakuba “knows” but he doesn’t have any proof, so of course I like to mess with him. Shinichi: Of course. Kaito: Here watch this… Kaito, loudly: I mean of course I’d let KID raw me! Hakuba, ten feet away: HNNFGGNHG

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This is a neutral post

Feel free to stop here and rest before journeying to the posts below.

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someone in Congress is a furry and we’ll never find out who

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it’s sometimes hard to believe rasputin was real. like there’s no non-fucked up part of rasputin’s existence

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Jake and Amy’s wedding  ❤️😭

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Caption: every trump bot account

Give Kylie Brakeman a damn award

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the cultural shift of how we all perceive tumblr fascinates me so much. it went from ‘home where all my best friends hang out’ to ‘horrible awful hellsite i hate it so much’ to ‘mess that’s shoddily taped together yet somehow the most bearable social network left’

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come on

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Idk why but for a second I thought he was gonna blow really hard so the icecream shoots out like a tiny cold rocket

Captain picard behaving badly on earth

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Unmute !