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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

#FOUND SPIDERS GEORG

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I want to talk about it...but alas...I fear I will be yapping too much...

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and this is why baseball is the best sport (see also: these baseball sidequests)

#not really a sports gal but I love baseball antics so much

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Standing over my pasta pot screaming "when will you boil already" before the expression hits me for the fool I am

#I've taken the role of a silly clown today

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Yawning is so contagious

(Source)

#silly creature

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we reviewed your post and determined it needed a community label 🤡🤡🤡🤡

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Imperial passport of Kublai Khan “I am the emissary of the Khan. If you defy me, you die.” 1240 A.D. [886x960]

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I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say

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waters so amazing because you can drink it really sloppy style and like spill it all over yourself and it doesnt even leave a stain. you dont even have to wash it out/ . because its already washed

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a girlfriend is just a weighted blanket that bites you

#I want to be a weighted blanket

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what happened to the skeleton war, you guys used to love the skeleton war

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#incinerating pearl #i had to make it #I also have a full length version with every time she gets cooked #splatoon #pearl splatoon

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hello beloveds ☺️

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with everything else that happened it's easy to forget what an incredible entrance this was

#if I felt her hog against the back of my head I'd turn around tbh

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CM Punk in 2012

this is also how I reply to them.

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