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adult hood is just

*buys a half gallon of milk* *uses it all within a few days* *decided to buy a gallon of milk to not run out before next shopping trip* *uses a teaspoon of milk that week and it goes bad somehow* *buys a quart of milk instead so it won’t go bad* *uses it in one day* *buys a quart and a half gallon of milk because the gallon was too much but the half gallon was not enough* *only uses the half gallon* *gives up on milk for a few days in general* *buys a gallon of milk again just to tempt fate* *somehow uses all of it without realizing and then has to eat sad cereal with like the 5 drops of remaining milk*

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can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

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Bestie English - best friend Bestie Czech - beast, brute, monster

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Larry and Earvin in an Urban Fantasy setting. Two young men with a rare gift who find themselves tied together in ways they barely comprehend. Maybe they have to save the world, Idk.

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According to 1 Enoch 8, the fallen angel Azazel is responsible for teaching humanity about eyeliner.

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When's the new season of Séance Dog coming out? You mean the show? Probably not for another year.

INVINCIBLE (2021 - ) I 2.07

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Feldon of the Third Path is, in my opinion, the pinnacle of storytelling in Magic: The Gathering.

Every part of this card comes together to tell you Feldon's story without ever overtly saying anything.

The art depicts him as a sturdy man, used to labor, and the workshop around him supports that. His hair is dark, but his beard is gray. He's getting older, but there's life in him yet. He gazes intensely at at the machined face of an automaton's head.

His ability doesn't do anything so gauche as bringing a card back from the graveyard. No, he targets a card in the graveyard -- someone, something that has died -- and and creates a copy, a facsimile, that's an artifact in addition to whatever it was before. But his creation is imperfect. It doesn't last. At the end of the turn, you sacrifice the copy. Greater magics than what Feldon posseses are required to make it stay more than a moment.

And then the flavor text. "She will come back to me." Powerful. Defiant. Sorrowful. Broken? Who can say, we haven't heard Feldon himself speak the words. But he lost someone, and he is determined, driven to bring her back the only way he knows how.

We're never told what the first two paths are, even if we can assume, but Feldon very clearly indicates what the Third Path is.

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boone doesn’t have the imagination to create his own fursona but if veronica gave him a picture of a buff dogman with sunglasses, a beret and ripped biceps he’d probably pin it up on the wall and make everyone look at it.

“look at this,” he says, subtly boxing raul in until the ghoul has no choice but to acknowledge the picture. the dogman is shirtless. veronica rendered the illusion of sweat on the dogman’s perfectly symmetrical pecs. “that’s me.”

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Best Underdog Brown Pokemon 🤎

Round 5 - Match 4

Our Contestants:

This poll is part of an event that allows the early eliminees from the main tournament have more time in the spotlight!

#sorry aegislash #trapinch is an s+ tier pokemon design

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wildest part of the folger's incest commercial is still when the brother mentions coming back from west africa and says "ahh, real coffee"

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Out of pure curiosity and fun!

#younger in very quotation marks #i was 20 when playing wow