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IM NOT READYYYYYY

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My oil painting of home made Uncrustables

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i want to live (all origins)

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It’s our duty to pass down our culture. Sing it from the rooftops. Bishounen……

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be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.

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horse walks into a bar and the bartender says “actually the gay bar is next door” and the horse says “I’m not gay”

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funniest character dynamic in the world to me is when you have one guy knows hes gay but doesnt realise hes in love with his best friend and another guy who knows hes in love with his best friend but does not know hes gay

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(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it

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Yes I ship them. Non-canonically. Yes I know they got together in canon, it was a terrible decision, it made the story much worse. I don't want them together in the story, I just ship them. What's confusing.

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the BEST THING about America is that one of their timezones is called mountain time. i cannot tell you how funny that is to me. it sure is always time for mountains in one fourth of america

#i doooooo

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Reblog for a larger sample size, if possible.

#i wear crop top and booty shorts Now #if you cant see my thighs and stomach then im not truly living

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Honestly it's fine to be sex obsessed. It's fine to rail your own ass once a day. It's fine to be ace. It's fine to not want sex even mentioned. It's fine to be kinky. It's fine to want gross or dangerous or unethical things to happen to you. It's fine to be vanilla. Do what you want. I'm tired of everyone nitpicking eachother. Go outside. Take a nap. Have a snack.

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overheard a dude in the las vegas airport say “she suck my peeny tip” and i can’t stop laughing