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my biggest pet peeve in the world is when landlubbers design cool fantasy pirate cabins but completely forget that they’re on a fucking boat. yeah here’s a loose shelf with 50 glass bottles of rum on the top shelf. no there isn’t any sort of guard on the edge. “yeah sorry cap’n we hit One Wave a little weird and every single glass item you own crashed into the ground at once”

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talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip

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give me ace characters who are unabashedly sexy and flirtatious.

give me aro characters who are emotional and clingy.

give me bi characters who can't even make eye contact with anyone, let alone flirt with them.

give me pan characters who are deadpan (haha get it) and have black cat energy.

give me non-binary characters who dress completely femme or masc, who don't “look non-binary”.

give me trans characters who don't completely pass as their gender but are still respected and not the butt of a joke.

fuck the stereotypes, give me more variety in queer representation.

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reblog to pet prev

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let them smooch!! 

((neil is bending his knees a lil so andrew can reach🙏🏻🙏🏻)

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andreil commission for a friend

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sunsets after 7pm now !!!!!!!!!!! we made it guys !!!!!!!!!!!!

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andrew’s first outing after easthaven tbh

ref/inspo

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did this last night

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WHAT AM I DOING HERE I HAVENT READ TSC YET

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- I’m not the child you once knew.

- No. That child would see you and run.

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dtiys I’m hosting to celebrate 6k on insta and 100k likes here 🫶🫶

more info under the cut

if u wanna participate tag ur entires #lemondtiys / tag me and I’ll rb them all 😈😈😈

anyone who enters before may 8th is eligible to win a free commission!

last but not least feel free to use ur own designs for them or take a shot at my designs either works ❤️❤️

HAVE FUN!!!!

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this made me emotional ;-;

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snzzz... 🦊💤

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