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If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

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tv writers: make it darker

literally everyone: don’t

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Rihanna and Lupita Nyong'o will costar in a buddy movie directed by Ava DuVernay for Netflix

“After dramatic negotiation session at the Cannes Film Festival, Netflix has nabbed a film project pairing Grammy winner Rihanna with Oscar winner Lupita Nyong’o, in a concept that began as a Twitter sensation. Ava DuVernay (Selma) will direct, and Issa Rae (Insecure) is in talks to write the screenplay…”

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If You’re Gonna Make Something Wheelchair Accessible, Don’t Make it a Thing

Here’s some examples awkward accessibility being a thing:

Your at a hotel that has a lift to get you from one sub-floor to another, but the lift can only be unlocked and operated by one specific person that the hotel now has to go find. Sure, they’ve made the entrance to the sub-floor is accessible, but now it’s a thing.

The buses are wheelchair accessible but the driver has to stop the bus, take 30 seconds to lower the goddamn ramp, move passengers out of their seats, hook up the straps and then secure you in the bus. Sure, they’ve made the busses accessible but now it’s a thing.

The restaurant has an accessible entrance, but it’s past the trash room and through the kitchen. Sure, the restaurant is accessible, but now it’s an insulting thing.

Here’s some great examples of accessibility not being a thing:

The train to the airport pulls up flush with the platform. I board with everyone else and sit wherever the fuck I want. Riding the train is accessible and not a thing.

In Portland, I press a button the side of the streetcar and a ramp automatically extends at the same time the door opens. I board in the same amount of time as everyone else. This is not a thing.

I get that it is difficult to design for wheelchair accessibility, but folks need to start considering the overall quality of the experience versus just thinking about meeting the minimum requirements.

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life advice:

never say anything to a penguin that the penguin has not already said to you

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what if the sound of the instruments you’re playing is them crying because you’re hurting them

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pansexual women: i'm pansexual

straight women: what the fuck is that supposed to be? stop trying to be a special snowflake just call yourself bisexual

bisexual women: i’m bisexual

straight women: so...you're a lesbian then? like really at the end of the day you like girls so. you're basically a lesbian

lesbians: i’m a lesbian

straight women: but...how do you know? what if you fall in love with a man someday? i’m just saying It Could Happen!! never say never!!!!!

lesbians, bi women and pan women: straight women are so fucking annoying

straight women: oh my god ???????? whY a re you being HETEROPHOBIC hmmmm ive never been anything but accepting of your lifestyle ??? i hA ve a Gay Friend and i love slash fiction i am your aLLY i cant believe im being discriminated against like this >:( oppression is a double-edged sword!!

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cishet men who like androgynous/tomboyish girls have this fucking complex where they feel persecuted by the Normal Straight Men because they like Different Girls and i would wager 90% of these dudes are straight up lesbian chasers lmao

most nasty cishet dudes will get off to lesbian porn and fetishize lesbians conceptually but be disgusted by butch lesbians (because lesbians only exist as a fantasy for their enjoyment) – but those weird dudes who are REALLY into “boyish” girls are usually just Advanced lesbian fetishists who want the Real Deal

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“You’re confusing peace with terror.” “Well, we have to start somewhere.”

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finn better have the best plot and character development of the movie to make up for them not using his force sensitivity

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date a girl who keeps a post-it over her webcam bc the government is watching her

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i work in a pet store. a woman was looking at our bettas and asked me whether one was male or female. i told her that they were all male, because they are- our company only orders male bettas. she looked at me incredulously and pointed at one and asked, “even this one?” i was like “…yes, why?” “it’s pink, though! why is the male fish pink?” i swear, she was borderline angry at me. i didn’t know how to explain that fish genetics don’t adhere to human gender roles

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People: you can’t make everything gay

Me: 

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Since It’s Piccolo Day let’s remember that one time a Piccolo cosplayer went to a Toys R Us during the Holiday season and paid off every single layaway at the store.

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Fran Oreo talking about nipples