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Red Dead Redemption 2 (2018) dev. Rockstar Games

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'the human body is perfect god doesnt make mistakes' what about wisdom teeth then. huh. gonna let those bastards grow in and fuck up your jaw for god. didnt think so

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Quite a few time I’ll ask a customer how they are doing and when they reply and then ask how I’m doing I’ll say “great thanks, how are you?”… as if I didn’t already start with that…

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the ghost of one specific homosexual cowboy regularly possesses Tumblr gays

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I'm about to wii sports resort to violence

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Sorry! We threw out your luggage because it was giving the airplane a tummy ache

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The Land Before Time (1988)

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Video Game : please choose your hair.

Available hairstyles :UGLY, UGLY, UGLY, UGLY, UGLY, UGLY, UGLY, UGLY, UGLY, ugly but it fits your character, UGLY.

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thinkin about that long-ass flight of stairs in kirkwall

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You are Tal-Vashoth, a Qunari who has rejected the Qun and never even lived in Qunari lands. As part of the Valo-Kas mercenary company, you have earned a living by your own wits and the strength of your blade, ignoring the fearful looks you receive from those around you. Most recently the company was sent to the Chantry Conclave as hired swords, meant to keep the peace between the mages and templars — a task that has gone horribly wrong.

↳ REZA ADAAR

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