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“i swing as hard as i can” in ep 1 to “i hug I run and hug Gorgug harder than I’ve ever hugged anyone before in my life.” you love to see it <3

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Fabian expresses his love through expensive magical gifts and gorgeous hand calligraphy while Riz expresses his love through pouring turkey crackers into his briefcase and winking at Fabian bc he knows it’ll annoy him and I think that’s beautiful

#these dumb sweet lads #Riz has intense Gay Bastard energy #while Fabian is just internally going: the ball WINKED??? at ME????what does that MEAN??? #such crush vibes #dimension 20 #fantasy high #riz gukgak #fabian seacaster #fabriz

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fabian and i have a lot in common because i too would look to Cathilda to inform my every move if I could

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Oldest, currently DM, but either cleric or rogue

D&D players, reblog this post and say if you're the oldest, middle, youngest, or only child, and what class you normally play (or if you DM). It's for Science

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He’s here, he’s queer, and he’s gonna kill Fabian Aramais Seacaster!!

#alastair ash #watercolourpainting #dimension 20 #fantasy high #fabian seacaster

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None of the Rocks family is straight. That’s just how it be folks I don’t make the rules

#look they’re all WAY too chaotic/powerful to be straight #amethar rocks #jet rocks #ruby rocks #carmelinda rocks #this is a family of queer icons

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AS… HIM??! YOU DISGUISE YOURSELF AS THE DWARF DOING THIS??!! YOUR FIRST THOUGHT TO GET THIS GUY TO STOP WAS TO BE HIM?!?! HIM AS WELL?!? AM I– I-I– IS THIS JUST ME???

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fantasy high is a good dnd podcast because the girl who brains the lunch lady with a ladle on her first day of high school is also the designated braincell and the most (relatively) sensible member of the party

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“I said wiener and class mobility in the same sentence.”

Brennan Lee Mulligan is my hero folks

#acoc #well sort of #dimension 20 #Dimension 20’s Adventuring Party #is WILD fam

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People who are pansexual are:

attracted to persons regardless of their gender 

and/or attracted to all genders

people with a really pretty PRIDE flag

we are not:

special bisexual snowflakes

calling bi people transphobic 

confused

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Sometimes a family is just a seven foot tall hugbear himbo, a brooding god-lad who’s also Team Mom, Sad Trauma Prince™️, and a chaotic shapeshifting trash twink who’s adopted a raccoon and I think that’s pretty neat.

#my dnd party #dnd ocs #i love these dorks #found family

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me: *still processing fantasy high finale part one*

fantasy high finale part two:

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I really REALLY wanna see a crossover between NADDpod and Fantasy High bc oh boy:

Seeing Bev and Riz interact would be so good?!? They’re both just small dedicated gay children who love their friends so much and occasionally go full fucking feral and murder whole-ass adults!!!!! Bev shows Riz all of his comic books and Riz teaches Bev how to solve mysteries and they are good friends!!!

While Fabien and Hardwon are just full-on half-elf bisexual himbos in the background. Fabien has taught Hardwon to sheet dance!!!Hardwon is getting Fabien to do squats!!! They’re both just jocks fighting toxic masculinity while chest bumping a lot and occasionally tripping over themselves!!!

Bonus: Riz tells Bev about his crush on Fabien and Bev is like MUST HELP MY NEW GAY FRIEND and they spend three hours coming up with an elaborate plan for Riz to confess. Meanwhile, Hardwon’s got Fabien in a headlock and is going “u gotta confess bro!! Bro!! Come on!!”

Bonus Bonus: during all of these shenanigans, Moonshine and Fig come barreling through, sapphic diaster energy everywhere, hellfire and mushrooms galore and Chaos REIGNS!!!

#the HC no one asked for #look i just think theyre all gay idiots #all of them #hardwon and fabien would have a weird sibling rivalry for five minutes and then bond over Workouts and Dead Dads #Fig and Moonshine would be too powerful together for mortal minds to comprehend and i support them so much #riz would help bev figure out his relationship with erlin #amd they’d all br good friends!!!! #naddpod #hardwon surefoot #moonshine cybin #beverly toegold #beverlin #fantasy high #dimension 20 #fabriz #fabian seacaster #riz gukgak #fig faeth

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Fabien: No fear!!

Chungle-Down Bim: *exists*

Fabien: One fear!!

Sexy Rat: *exists*

Fabien: Two fear!!!!!!!

#this is basically that scene #yanno #THAT scene #what a wild fucken ride #i felt for fabien i really did #my fear of chungle-down bim is deep and visceral #dimension 20 #fantasy high #fabien seacaster #the lad whos not a pirate!!

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lou absolutely combusting with laughter as the full reality of fabian charging these pirates hunting him down with murderous intent with only a band of shitty warlocks his dad is the patron of is the most dnd goddamn thing ive ever seen. i am in physical pain because of the laughter i love this SHOW

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“Friends don’t let friends get their brains eaten by their father’s mortal enemies!!”

I feel like this sums up FH’s energy real well😂

#fantasy high #dimension 20 #adaine abernant #fabien continues to be a menance to his own wellbeing #i stan this angsty boy so much #also protective adaine is MY JAM