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"I guess you're finally showing your true colors..."

My true colors:

NSFW blogs dni, this post was made by a minor.

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[ID: The "no bitches?" meme, edited to read, "The Can't Fuck Bracket fandom is dying, reblog if you're a true cucker". End ID]

REMINDER THAT SUBMISSIONS ARE STILL OPEN!

If you have a blorbo or anti-blorbo who sucks in bed and/or could never find a willing partner, there is still time to get them nominated for the title of unfuckable champion 2024!

Check the rules and get the submission form here

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GUYS I JUST SAW THIS ON TWITTER AND I AM DYING

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hey sorry we put your players in a time loop. yeah they can only win by learning, and they can only learn by playing. yeah grant o’brien is carboloading next to their podiums. yeah they know that x equals 8 so y must equal 6. no they can’t use the ladder. yeah now they’re doing the wenis. sorry. 

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This was the last episode of the first season of The Twilight Zone and they never dared to do anything as fucking funny as this again.

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Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible

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some of my favorite replies to this tweet. happy lesbian visibility week!

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whats the fucking point of having laws if people can keep making led headlights

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taylor swift fans are so scary it's like i'm in the truman show. watching taylor swift fans talk about how she soo gets neurospicy mental illness grippy sock vacation is exactly how truman felt when his wife started advertising coffee or something to nobody in particular

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its so difficult to draw anatomy. and objects. and backgrounds. and clothing. and colors. and lighting. i honestly dont know how i ever managed to draw anything in my entire life