going through my microsoft word archives is great fun because i always find the wildest shit in there and by “the wildest shit” i mean the time i tried to rewrite the entire bible from scratch at the age of eleven and a half
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I don’t think ppl realize that the oldest “millenials” are like 30+ now. We know what vhs tapes and CDs are. If you mean teenagers, say teenagers.
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Ed Sheeran - Supermarket Flowers
Like / Reblog If You Use
Divide Lockscreens
Don’t Repost
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Oh I’m in pieces, it’s tearing me up, but I know a heart that’s broke is a heart that’s been loved
Ed Sheeran, Supermarket Flowers (via i-am-my-own-drugs)
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Supermarket Flowers - Ed Sheeran (Divide)
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A woman who cuts her hair is a woman who is getting ready to change her life. — Coco Chanel, French fashion designer
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dark tumblr show me informative posts that arent condescending or passive aggressive
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when u realise leaving the eu isn’t that great after all
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Patiently plotting his revenge.
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MY POOP IS COMING
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this is so funny
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When someone you hate bumps into you
“You wanna die?”
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Things that makes me happy 🌼
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rendre chèvre - to annoy someone, to drive someone nuts
Il me rend chèvre. - He’s driving me up the wall.
Tu les rends chèvres. - You’re driving them crazy.
(Other options: rendre fou/folle, rendre dingue.)
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The Dark Lord tries a new approach… / via
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