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my weirdest hobby is re-creating memes in html so i have a crisp, HQ version of them to use and edit whenever i need

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the future is so awesome man

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few kind words

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Reddit wins this one

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please be patient with me im from the 1900s

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Geez are two-player games just dead? Everything is online multi-player.

Can't find two-player racing games. I downloaded Fall Guys, turns out it's just multi-player

Guess I'll have to just download fighting games to play games with people in my own damn apartment.

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it used to be 2007 you know

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“we need to teach media literacy in schools” guys was i really the only person paying attention in english class bffr

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It has been a week. Lost my great-grandfather father Saturday night and saw him take his last breath via FaceTime. 102 years old. Long and blessed life.

Then the Key Bridge collapse earlier today. I heard something this morning and it turned out to be the sound of the ship hitting the bridge and it collapsing.

I am glad to be going back home tomorrow to Arkansas to be with my family as we get ready for my great-grandfather’s service.

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in a kinder world i live in an i spy page

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LMFAO

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Moon Seen Through Leaves, from the series Twenty-Eight Views of the Moon by Utagawa Hiroshige (1832)

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Pierpaolo Rovero (Italian b.1974), Paris Plays, 2016, Digital painting

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I support women's rights but also women's decades long revenge plots

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Box boy

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For those that aren't in Australia right now, we have the funniest scandal going on.

Firstly let us introduce you to the eye of the storm: Sam Kerr. Sam is a women's soccer player who has in the last year become one of the most famous and beloved athletes in Australia. Captain of the women's national team, Sam became something of a cult figure after the last Women's Soccer World Cup became a complete unpredicted sensation in Australia, with the whole country getting behind the team.

Sam, up until now, has had probably one of the most squeaky clean images in sport. Generally in Australia it is not uncommon for our sports stars to be caught up in scandals involving drugs:

violence:

drinking their own urine:

or if you're cricket legend Shane Warne, probably all three at once.

Contrasting all this, Sam's image as the squeaky clean saviour for sport made it all the more shocking this last week, when it was announced that Kerr was to face trial after having been charged by the UK police of a "racially aggravated offence" involving a taxi driver.

This was shocking news. Nobody knew what to make of it. Sam was a model for young girls everywhere and a national treasure. "This is why we can't have nice things" screamed the nation. It seemed like all hope was lost.

That is, until, yesterday, when the UK police finally revealed the full details of the case, in which Sam Kerr, sporting legend, was arrested for vomiting in a cab, and then telling an intervening police officer that he was a “stupid white bastard”.

Now we probably don't need to point out that in Australia, vomiting in a taxi and then calling a cop a bastard is about as close to a national culture as we have.

You could not have come up with a better headline to make someone a national hero.

Needless to say, Sam in now being hailed down under as the greatest legend that ever lived, and a petition has already been started to have her picture added to the $5 note.

The tide has swung so far that not one, but TWO, state Premiers have spoken out in support of Kerr, and the Prime Minister has even gone on the record describing her as "a delight".

And so ends the racial abuse saga of our greatest sports hero of all time, and the very first reverse milkshake duck to ever exist.