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fellas is it gay to visit the graves of achilles and patroclus with your personal bodyguard/bff who you named second in command to your empire and compare yourself to achilles and him to patroclus and also lose your mind when he dies and die yourself not eight months later

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“Patrochilles is real,” I say into the mic, the crowd boos. I begin to walk off the stage in shame. “No, she’s right!” I hear a voice in the back say. The lights come on. It's Alexander the Great.

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I don't remember this in Percy Jackson

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at this point i have a personal vendetta against madeline miller. i'm gonna fight her 1in1 in the kid's playground in front of my block and my weapon of choice will be the iliad and the odyssey which i'm going to throw at her head in hopes she actually absorbs something from the source material and stops making shit up as she goes

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should we tell her?

#uh oh! #i hate this book with burning passion omfg

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I am so anti Madeline Miller it is insane

(Sorry if it looks blurry, idk how to fix that)

#THANK YOU. #IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR SOME SONG OF ACHILLES HATE ALL AROUND TUMBLR AND IN GLAD I FOUND IT #damn i really despise this book

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black sails is a show-

#they gotta be my favorite dynamic of all time #i love them i hate them i want the to be happy i care very deeply about them i want them to kiss and i want them to fight #and i want them to fuck but at the same time i dont want them to fuck becouse it would only make them worse!! #i want them to love eachotcher and live together happily but i know they arent meant to be and it makes the love absolutely irrelevant #and i know they arent soulmates no matter how much i want them to be and it hurts like a motherfucker #they have some impact on me for sure :) *cries*

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I love how accidentally fruity (bcs i'm pretty sure it wasnt on purpose) Black Sails' Israel Hands turned out.

Like, his whole arc about Blackbeard, how he is at the same time extremely bitter about him and still somehow sentimental totally looks like an unrequited crush. He is furious at Ed for how he treated him but at the same time he still cant bring himself to hate him entirely. Becouse He remembers their good times, how dear Blackbeard was to him and perhaps this makes him even more bitter.

I'm also convinced that Israel had prepared a whole Independent woman, "i dont need you" ,"you're the Man but i got the power" type of speech when he found out that he will have to meet Blackbeard & was unpleased about the news about his death, becouse all his effort was wasted. And this is canon. Argue with the wall.

AND HIM WITH SILVER. Its fucking hillarious how he tries to sabotage Johns relationship with Flint whenever he has a chance with absolutely no reason exluding: "How dare they be in actual love when i was pining for my captain for 472828282 years and the only thing i got was a kick in my ass! 😠😠 I am not happy so neither should they! 🤬🤬" (I know Silver and Flint are everything but happy but you get my point)

And he is serving cunt honestly. With his whole girl bestie, "dump him" attitude to Silver, while being an old fuck with the greasiest most crusty dusty hair imaginable, and overall looking like this:

And when he doesnt sabotage gay relationships, he takes out his anger on John, constantly beating the shit out of him (which is totally deserved btw).

Oh and of course i have to mention his silly little moves with his silly little hammer. He is such an icon honestly.

#black sails #james flint #israel hands #john silver #captain flint #character study #kind of #i love izzy sm and i hate how underrated he is #like literally i have never seen a single post about him #also i dont want to be that person since im *not a fan* of ofmd #but the jokes about him being an old bitter prick sabotaging gay relationships #and at the same time pining for a certain Edward in every universe are writing themselves #also disclaimer before some of you come to me!! i dont think blackbeard liked him back #anyway. stan Izzy yall!!

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I actually thought that my previous text post would be the last one but I found these in the depths of my gallery so. Enjoy your meal *throws them like chicken feed*

#black sails #black sails text post #captain flint #john silver #james mcgraw #thomas hamilton #anne bonny #max black sails #charles vane #edward teach #jack rackham #silverflint #jackanne #maxanne #im convinced that blackbeard is talking about Jack since he would never talk like that about vane #IM SO MAD I HAVENT MADE ANY WITH MADI BUT I COULDNT FIND ANY QUOTE THAT WOULD FIT HER #AND IT LOWKEY LOOKS LIKE IM IGNORING HER ON PURPOSE WHICH ISNT TRUE!! #SHE IS MY 2ND FAV CHARACTER AND I LOVE HER VERY MUCH #anyway. Thank you sm for all the nice reposts under my previous posts they literally make me giggle and kick my feet

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#BABE WAKE UP NEW BLACK SAILS TEXT POSTS JUST DROPPED

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«You? Who are you that I ought to pay you any mind?» ~ XXX. 🏴‍☠️~

#dontmakemeworsedontmakemeworsedontmakemeworsedontmakemeworsedontmakemeworsedontmakemeworsedontmakemeworsedontmakemeworsedontmakemewo #shit.fuck.

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The Black Sails fandom is funny when they say that James loved Miranda when in the show he refers to her as a ''friend'' and eleanor guthrie says that James doesn't love her. and she herself admits that the relationship between James and Thomas was different, bro, that was love. It was always Thomas, it was never Miranda ''my romance with Thomas'' this is how he refers to Thomas

sorry for the wrong words my native language is not english

#no but literally #i hate when people romanticize their relationship #BECOUSE LITERALLY THE WHOLE POINT OF THE FIRST EPISODES OF S3 WAS THAT FLINT NEEDED MIRANDA TO DIE TO FULLY UNDERSTAND THAT SHE WAS #IMPORTANT TO HIM #sorry for rant yall

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Im sorry Toby and i love you very much but. Ablosutely not.

Toby Stephens is officially an honorary member of the Posally nation

#i hate romanticizing god-mortal relationships sm omg #its like missing the whole point of the first series and it makes me mad #i am open to discussion if anyone wants tho #and i know im totally 'uhm aschtually' rn but i couldnt help myslef

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he's a man. he's god. he's a monster. he's nothing. he's everything. he would kill for you he would die for you he would kill you if necessary. he's a protector he's a killer he's a savior he's destruction he's a friend he's a liar. he wants to do the right thing he doesn't know what the right thing is anymore. he's a lover he's a fighter he's vengeful he's terrified. he's broken. he's ruined. he's never been stronger. everything hurts. he can't feel anything. he's just a man.

#he is THE CHARACTER #and im also convinced that im the only one that fully understands him #im so normal about him #(no tf im not)

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Imagine being so talented and skilled in writing that you're able to write an ending to a show that is not a happy one, but it is the best possible outcome. Black Sails destroyed me is what I'm saying

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I can't believe I'm saying this (ME??) but they really needed to just fuck nasty right here. That would have fixed EVERYTHING. The entire course of human history could have jumped the track for a better course if only they'd done that!

#thats basically the entire plot of black sails #also im pretty convinced they done it already and it did in fact make them worse

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Its been a while since i posted these so! Here you go!

#black sails #captain flint #john silver #jack rackham #charles vane #eleanor guthrie #billy bones #silverflint #vaneeleanor #i cant belive i used their tag #jackanne #im literally 'girls when' meme at this point #i blame them