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Just a beautiful example of grammatical evolution.

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if they ever adapt the phantom of the opera for live action again i think the muppets should do it

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does anybody have that cat poem, you know the one. not mary oliver's poem. the one about a cat growing up with you like brothers but him still being small whereas you've grown tall. i need a good cry

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this is nearly indescribably gay

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queer as in gay but also queer as in unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

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don’t get me wrong i like eurovision but i’m very tired of the very instagram looking mainstream performances. let’s spice it up. bring some bears on stage.

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Aragon: I put the ‘bi’ in ‘bible’

Anne: Would god accept that?

Aragon: I’m sure he has bigger things to worry about.

— — —

Anne: I put the ‘bi’ in ‘bitch’

Cleves: Yes you do.

Anne: RUDE!

— — —

Jane: I put the ‘pan’ in ‘panic’

Aragon: ...are you okay hermosa?

Jane: Nope!

— — —

Cleves: I put the ‘les’ in ‘les-be-honest’

Cathy: That’s not a word.

Cleves: It is now.

— — —

Kitty: I put the ‘les’ in ‘lespedeza’

Cleves: Okay that’s actually not a word.

Kitty: Yes it is! Look it up!

Jane: Apparently it’s a plant.

Kitty: I want to be a plant.

— — —

Cathy: I put the ‘bi’ in ‘bioluminescence’

Anne: I didn’t know you could glow in the dark.

Cathy: Actually, all humans glow in the dark, it’s just not visible to the human eye.

Anne: So what I’m hearing is when they snapped my neck I should’ve just started to light up like a glow stick.

The Queens: NO!

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Cathy: This tree is completely hollow inside but still totally alive. Wow.

Kat: Me too bitch, you ain’t special.

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Catherine: It’s called cauliflower. It’s not ghost broccoli.

Kat, staring blankly at the wall: I know what I saw.

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society fucked up by letting dvds go out of style because streaming is not ownership, titles leave streaming services to end up on another (or leave streaming entirely) all the time and stuff gets edited out a lot too. physical media is so important i wish buying dvds and physically owning something could be “trendy” again because corporations have ruined streaming forever with their greed

#i have a whole display of dvds in my room #my friends now bring me any dvds they or their family wants to get rid of

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— He was killed by Ultron, wasn’t he?

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He says we have this connection...