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Jennifer’s Body (2009) || Hannibal (2013-2015)

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Timothy Chalamet passed away last night after choking on a single frozen unchewed green pea. Family members confirmed his passing in a statement to the media "it's how he liked to eat them"

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I don’t know who this guy is but I’m obsessed with him and have been scrolling through his reviews for the past half hour

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I am genuinely so worried for all the young horny dykes going into adulthood thinking there's something "problematic" / "wrong" with them for being horny because fucking tiktok lesbians think any horny dyke content is "male gaze fetishitic"

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how do you guys feel about the fact that these two characters exist in the same universe

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Forgot to post here haha

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favorite bit of wordplay in the series

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ur tellin me a strawberry pounded this cake

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kinda sick of all those posts that are like "my ancestors were surviving starvation and the plague meanwhile i get nervous ordering food at restaurants". as if jauffrey the woodworker didn't fumble his conversation with the fine maiden running the fruit stand and then tripped on a pebble as he left in a hurry

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i would’ve never guessed that a crossdressing anime character in the 90s would’ve actually led to a good joke

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Pardon me as I enter my ATLA phase…

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you heard it here first, the dinner scene where will and hannibal eat ortolan was inspired by two gay penguins from the toronto zoo

full thing here :)

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Oh, to be an old restored manuscript, wrapped and strapped and shipped back to the monastery…..