fem ryan. this diva
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if we as a species had to select an ambassador for an alien race, id choose you. only you could teach them what it is to be human (oral sex)
i am not sucking alien pussy
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😊
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2013
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Okay why was play!YBC Pete serving C U N T the entire musical like yes boy you go in your skirt and baggy jeans
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@gerardspuppy us
looney tunes ass doctors
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Yippi!
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the oncelerrrrrrr
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I wanna give all MANIA fans a smooch and maybe even hold their hands while we sit on a bridge and watch the sunset
Idk man seems like a good idea
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telling someone what fall out boy song ur listening to is so embarrassing like yeah this is called “a guy named mikey way tugged on my balls while i coughed up a whole bong, also the world is on fire and we’re all doomed to an eternity of loneliness and suffering.” but we just call it keyboard for short
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performing songwriter #112 (2008) — producer's corner: patrick stump (pdf)
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i would rather be shot in the head than have Patrick sit across from me and review every post ive made on this blog. shit i say here is more embarrassing than my search history tbh
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In the club freakin it Wilson style
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Hey folks I’m watching House. I’m about 7 episodes in. When will they explain why Wilson follows House around like the specter of a dead wife determined to keep her widowed husband interested in living?
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it's so sad traditional marriage is dying. how can adultery thrive in these conditions
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