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OKAY series of polls about sock preferences because i'm a curious autistic fuck:

(if you don't wear socks don't answer any of the other questions)

#my answers for fun idk #1 I wear socks #2 yes #3 no #4 no #5 yes #6 only when I’m in the hospital #7 no #8 only while hiking/somewhere cold #9 yes #10 yes #11 ankle socks #12 throw it away immediately #13 no

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if you see this post reblog and put in the tags a song you're obsessed with now, I want to make a new playlist and discover new stuff 🥰✌🏻

#backslide by twenty one pilots #and next semester by twenty one pilots #and overcompensate by twenty one pilots #can you tell I’m excited for the new album? #because I am #okay byeeee

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As with the horse poll, please regard these options as sliders. The extent to which each one deviates from 1/6th of the total will determine the amount that canine aspect deviates from the "average."

I will draw the dog we make. :)

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My favorite part of college is the bog full of poison

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only bad thing about sleep is you're never awake to enjoy it

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I just saw a gifset that split the word "beautiful" into 3 gifs and I think this one may be the new t hanos

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I could quickly sniff you out in a large crowd, due to my high insmelligence. And you stink.

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my English prof teaching abt cover letters today and me trying not to bring up the luke skywalker cover letter post:

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ultimately I have become the old man on the internet who must keep up with trends and that is actually very relaxing because it means I can say fucked up shit that's wrong and feign ignorance.

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You wouldnt last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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apologies to anyone who ever thought i was cool and reached out to me only to discover i am just a weird little hermit who can't carry on a conversation to save my life

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Anytime i see a bunch of pride flags i have to restrain myself from saying "where mexico" bc i doubt anyone will know I'm referencing this

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Jet from atla is so funny bc like, he's fighting zuko and taunting him being like "bet you wanna use some fire instead of those swords, dont u fireboy" which is a funny thing to say to a guy who is clearly very eager to fight using swords

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No experience more viscerally humiliating than walking through a heavily populated building with squeaky shoes. Look at me doing my little clown walk across the entire length of the building. Dumbass squeaking noises ringing out with every step. Sounds like I'm walking on two guinea pigs. I wish I was dead

#happened to me walking to class last week #worst day ever

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youre laughing. your friend is having a break down and youre laughing.