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#5 and 8.... faceblind and the old/short combo ✊🏼😔

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there's no temptress quite as irresistible as the mid afternoon sleepies

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(for the purposes of this poll, there is no monkey's paw situation: the chore you pick stays the same level of difficulty/grossness/etc. as it normally is for you, and you only have to do it as often as you want to. the chores you don't pick are magically done for you exactly the way you'd want them to be, just with zero effort on your part.)

#i choose pruning and watering plants. #that answer is kinda cheating. #from the list i choose making the bed. i like to customize the nest.

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Large scale rule

#posts that keep me on the list #.....(bcz being on lists is fun!)

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me writing: i am a god and reality bends to my whims

me proofreading: im too stupid to be alive

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Seeing people drive big lifted and totally pristine giant pickup trucks as just a car to get to and from work on fully paved roads is like watching a high energy working breed dog be forced to live in a 1 bedroom apartment and only go out for poop walks.

If you cant provide them the home they need its abuse. That truck should be hauling bricks, it needs to be maxing out its suspension hitting ridges at 65 mph. It should be dirty and dented because they love it. Theres no enrichment in your 1/4 mile drive to the gas station. Youre torturing it, youre killing that truck.

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In the kitchen straight up "chopping it". And by "it" haha well. Let justr say. My vegetble

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best notification possible

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Did it again for different selves instead of trying to answer for everyone overall..... and these were our results .... Ngl the first ones results were a bit shocking. Was not expecting that one. Not sure how to feel about these results 😵‍💫

Take the test

You can only do 12 options in a poll so if you tie choose which one you prefer???

#personality.tests

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I'm not sure what I expected but these are my results ...... Hmm 🤔

Take the test

You can only do 12 options in a poll so if you tie choose which one you prefer???

#personality.tests

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The most popular browsers in different countries in 2012 and 2022.

by @theworldmaps_

#firefox evangelism

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#beautiful post from twitter user “madoka magicock”

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stabbing is penetration biting is basically kissing and so on. you understand

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I adore the fact that Michael Distortion is described as having a horrible laugh that sounds like a headache etc etc and then Michael Shelley shows up and turns out he's just always laughed like that. Jon and Co. were just bullying this poor man for his natural laugh this whole time

#TMA heritagepost #tbh

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im having visions about things that dont even friggin matter

#autism

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also does anyone else feel like the death of public spaces and the subsequent digitization of all socialization has led to the downfall of subculture and the rise of aesthetic, which has in turn fostered a pervasive feeling of inauthenticity, as if we are, and are surrounded by, posers attempting to infiltrate a subculture that doesn't exist? clap if the death of public spaces and the subsequent digitization of all socialization has led to the downfall of subculture and the rise of aesthetic, which has in turn fostered a pervasive feeling of inauthenticity, as if we are, and are surrounded by, posers attempting to infiltrate a subculture that doesn't exist

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you ever get surprised by your own recurring issues. like come on man. I thought we were past this.