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Horniness is not intrinsically less pure than any other human motivation

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Anna Haifisch

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i love living in western washington. i can literally just get on the ferry

#can confirm that washington just looks like that

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I would never be mean to my friend and lover public transport but the bus does take the piss sometimes

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the phrase ‘this is my first time being alive’ has done wonders for me recently. Yeah, I don’t know how to navigate this situation! It’s brand new to me and I’m learning on the fly, aren’t humans such wonderfully adaptive creatures?

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this is durgestarion 2 me (original post)

#bg3

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Sorry boss I can’t come to work today. The earth is waking up again and she’s so beautiful.

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what if i just rest my eyes for a second

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inspired by that one post about how you can cut out the middle of “fine looking” for an expert YTP style sentence mix

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Worms discover the fresh food section 

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#laios came to me in a dream and offered me a warm bowl of soup #i awoke at like 3am and immediately got up to watch the first few eps #dungeon meshi

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attention joann's shoppers. there is a freak in the yarn aisle buildinf a nest

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"at least" is a great phrase. at the bare minimum its not all bad. at the very bare minimum there is something good. at least its a nice day out. at least i said hello. at least i ate. at least i slept. at least the sun is still in the sky. at least at least at least at least

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happy wednesday!

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90% of sufferers quit right before they figure out how to give their suffering meaning

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Option 1: Zelda is an average teenager in a modern AU Hyrule. One day she accidentally awakens Link, a knight from medieval Hyrule who was magically sealed away a thousand years ago and thinks Zelda is the same Zelda he swore an oath to protect a millennia ago. Zelda has to help him adjust to modern life, and also evil has returned and they probably have to take care of that.

Option 2: Same as option 1 but flipped. Link is the average modern teenager who accidentally awakens a medieval Zelda who thinks Link is the same Link who was made her champion a millennia ago. Also evil has returned and they probably have to take care of that.

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posting this so everyone on tumblr can see it too