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‘daggerfall’ ‘hammerfell’ ‘vvardenfell’,.,,,, why do you keep dropping shit………..

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my cat lets me pet her belly, imperial. can you say the same?

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why did they use the iron helmet in all of the skyrim promo material it’s the ugliest and stats-wise one of the worst helmets in the game. fuck bethesdo

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[random skyrim guard voice] did you hear about the dunmer alchemist who turned himself into a pickled ash yam? funniest thing i've ever seen.

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Caius Cosades Moodboard

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god is dead and ive killed him

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me going to the store for some chips and a soda

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ARRESTED AT HELGEN???? (IM THE CHOSEN ONE??) (GONE WRONG) (NOT CLICKBAIT)

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Pictured: A dog. There is nothing else going on with this post, it is simply a picture of a dog.

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Check out the goldfish wiki

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if you hear a noise that sounds like 3 or 4 wet horses stuck together dont worry! its just namira

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morrowind specific things i want back in tes6 that will almost definitely never return to the series

pauldrons

ability to mismatch armor 

ability to wear clothes and armor and a robe all at once

actually hard to find hidden items and rewards for exploration

sewer liches with 800x player level hp

factions with genuine major interactions and meaningful player choices

scribs

ability to sell stolen items to anyone except the person you stole it from, rather than needing a fence

diegetic fast travel systems (horse and carriage dont count)

levitation (just a little? just a bit?)

mysticism magic

creative worldbuilding

spears/halberds/staffs

talking animal merchants

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skyrim is really like “do you want to side with the rotting and corrupt empire or the ethnonationalists”