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If no one's gonna cook then I will.

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You listen to me RIGHT NOW, you insolent FOOL. I need you to visit our local Gamestop at once. Once there, you will ask the worthless ingrate behind the counter if he has a copy of Bambi on Ps2 in stock. If you are unsuccessful in your task, I will eviscerate you and all that you hold dear. You will never know a moment of peace again. Regards,

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and i count my blessings every day

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reblog w the song lyrics in your head NOW. either stuck in yr head or what yr listening to

#i know that you mean so well #but i am not a vessel for your good intent #if you still want me come and find me in my coffin #if i keep confessing maybe i’ll believe you never meant for love to hurt for me #give me back my girlhood it was mine first

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"I cant draw" then do it bad who gives a fuck.....

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happy birthday to the only song

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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

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kay I pinkie-swear I'm not gonna keep blasting y'all with constant wips of this thing but i s2g my heart demanded that I share this part Immediately at least, so... TwT enjoy some more SoftnessTM~ <3

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I don’t think we talk enough about how much Angel cares about Charlie.

Angel was willing to have sex with Alastor (someone he thinks is creepy) on camera to advertise the hotel. For free.

He was willing to do a job he hates with someone he’s not too fond of. Also most likely knowing he’d incur Val’s wrath for having sex on camera for someone that’s not him.

For free.

To make her happy.

Yeah he was using it to talk about how hot he is and how good he is at his job. But he was also being completely genuine. If Charlie took him up on it, he would have done it.

My heart I can’t-

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last week i angered people by accidentally saying "soder" instead of soda . they were so pissed and jealoys of my massive tits but thats unrelated

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saw a tweet that reminded me of them lol

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RadioApple Little Mermaid AU except Alastor is tsundere the whole time

Some Lore:

-Alastor has never experienced a crush before, so he is registering this emotion as an intense desire to 🔪 and eat the prince

-Alastor probably magic’d himself, dabbles in witchy stuff, is more Ursula than Ariel I guess?

-can finally SEE now that he has glasses

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nothing else. Just aro / ace Tommy.

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technoblade fanart (contains swearing)