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#dead boy detectives

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DEAD BOY DETECTIVES S1 + TUMBLR REACTIONS

#dead boy detectives #the one about parasite is so real

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Byłam na zakupach w Auchan i wleciała wena, a więc Niebezpieczni Dżentelmeni na zakupach w hipermarkecie:

Stasiu:

- bierze ten giga koszyk na monetę tylko po to, żeby się rozpędzać i na nim jeździć między alejkami

- nigdy nie udaje mu się kupić wszystkiego z listy (którą zazwyczaj ktoś inny mu robi)

- jakimś cudem zawsze kończy w alejce z alkoholem

- promka 12 + 12 w Biedrze i nagle jest pierwszy pod sklepem (pomysł @ostanaart )

Broniu:

- ma listę zbojkotowanych firm, które źle traktują pracowników i nie kupuje ich produktów

- jeśli wcisną mu darmową próbke, to zawsze udaje, że mu smakuje

- jeśli czegoś nie może znaleźć, na spokojnie pyta pracowników sklepu

Tadziu:

- lista, lista, i nic tylko lista

- wkurza się jak mu zmieniają rozklad alejek

- czyta skład KAŻDEGO produktu

- ma milion apek z każdego sklepu i porównuje ceny KAŻDEGO produktu i kupuje tam, gdzie najtaniej (znowu pomysł @ostanaart )

Joseph:

- zawsze nakupuje dziwnego szajsu na działach z produktami zza granicy i nikt tego potem nie chce jeść

- OOOO PROMOCJA

- listy brak, bo wszystko pamięta

#niebezpieczni dżentelmeni #polblr

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if i speak.

#hot man alert

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Wow A Gentleman in Moscow looks so good

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aphobia is not just harmful to asexual and aromantic people. it hurts everyone when society tells people they are not complete without a romantic partner. that they are aren’t a whole person if they aren’t in love and sexually desirable. people spend some of the most fulfilling parts of their lives feeling like they’re wasting that time because they aren’t in a relationship. they spend so much time looking for “the one”. time that could be spent learning, travelling, building a found family. they miss out on meaningful relationships, on soulmates, because they are told that person can’t be the most important person in their life. it devalues the support that’s found in community, it devalues the love found in friendships, it devalues the importance for living for oneself.

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Maybe if he was a little less fuckable we wouldn’t be in this mess

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I won't lie daddy. kitten is a little worried

#ofmd

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born to write the beginning and ending, forced to write the middle part.

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Me being happy that one of the firefighters on the firefighter show is finally canonically Bi despite never watching a single episode:

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I will never forgive the bots who send me fake messages.

I see that [1] next to my messages and I am like "FRIEND??? MESSAGE FOR ME???" and then I see a bot. There is no greater betrayal. Stabbing me in the back would hurt less and also be less lethal. 10 000 agonies upon me. Unbelievable.

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date idea there's a corpse in my room and it looks just like you . and we're in zakopane in 1914

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Do you ever get a wave of nostalgia for a hyperfixation that’s never coming back with the same sort of melancholy with which you mourn a lost childhood friend

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Nie, bo wy nie rozumiecie. Jak Joseph mówi "Witkiewicz mówił, że coś piszesz", czy wy wiecie co to oznacza? Ta totalna katastrofa, ten pajac w miłości Witkacy chodzi w kółko po ludziach i z dupy opowiada im o Tadziu. Jest jak ta wkurwiająca koleżanka, która ma crusha i tylko o nim mówi i nie ma z nią kompletnie żadnego innego tematu na dłużej niż 5 minut

#niebezpieczni dżentelmeni #witkaboy

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Oh my god, you got me crying! You have no idea how much it means to me. This fic is the work of my life and to see people appreciate it is just so moving and amazing. Please know, that I'll always love you for putting so much effort into creating the video (I love it so much)!

Happy Berlermo Day, you absolute legend. And cheers to those two Spanish idiots as well!

Happy Berlermo day everyone!

I present you a little something for the best fic I have ever laid my eyes on:

The Time Traveler’s Soulmate by @oreo-cookies-fan is wholly responsible for this. This gem of a fic left me speechless and in tears and forced me to do something. That's my only excuse.

#the time traveler's soulmate #things like this give me so much motivation and self-confidence #also great to see that the fandom isn't totally dead #lcdp #berlermo