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tell me about sir lewis hamilton’s best looks, if you would

andie you little shit

this is a very incomplete list

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is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

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thank you for being a beacon of hope to me. i have finally found the courage to fuck it freaky style with a puppet

Soon everyone will be fucking it freaky style with puppets. Sex with human beings will become obsolete.

#this blog is fucking art

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muppet joker I would die for you

You and all 1999 other Fagtrons, I'm sure.

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would a beheaded saint wear their halo like this

or like this

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get ready everyone

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Wait are we called mammals after mammary glands? Are mammals named after tits???

ARE WE THE BOOBS CLASS?

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SO a few years ago, long before Gandalf Big Naturals was even a thing, I saw this meme and it changed my brain chemistry. Since then I have googled it several times, but never been able to find a trace of it. Alas, it has come to this, and I have been forced to re-create it myself for your viewing pleasure.

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Look, mate. That's American Gothic. American Gods is a fictional account of Polish actress Helena Modjeska's emigration to California and her subsequent fame!

My dad is making me read American Gods… So like, what’s it about? The copy of the book we have has no dust jacket, therefore, no summary.

It's about three American Dogs who have to travel home from California to Maine. It's a long journey, but they face down a bear and several other dangers, including dogcatchers.

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is this orange or yellow.

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like black people are present in every single fucking genre and scene and popularized and straight up created several but people are so fucking hell bent on finding every possible excuse to not engage with their music because its easier than trying to confront their own racism. like okay well if its truly just a disinterest in most rap music then surely you listen to black artists in other genres right? who am i fucking kidding. of course you dont.

#jerriah mentioned!!!!!! #jerriah mentioned!!!!! #jerriah mentioned!!!!

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Instagram : krewkutz

This made me feel really happy ❤️

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jesus no

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i miss vhs tapes and cds i miss feeding my computers and tvs yummy treats. now theyre eating nothing. theyre being born without mouths

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CRIMINAL MINDS 2.21 — "Open Season"

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I've had this little idea in my head for a while now, so I decided to sit down and plot it out.

Disclaimer: This isn't meant to be some sort of One-Worksheet-Fits-All situation. This is meant to be a visual representation of some type of story planning you could be doing in order to develop a plot!

Lay down groundwork! (Backstory integral to the beginning of your story.) Build hinges. (Events that hinge on other events and fall down like dominoes) Suspend structures. (Withhold just enough information to make the reader curious, and keep them guessing.)

And hey, is this helps... maybe sit down and write a story! :)