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Why is it even called the Swiss guard... do you actually have to be Swiss to join? I guess there are Swiss Italians right... Wikipedia says it's 10% of the country. Weird type of restrictions for hiring though. I wonder if anybody made a discrimination claim against them... although I guess the Vatican legal system prob doesn't even recognize the concept of discrimination LOL

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.That Judge Judy Pussy grip insane. You be calling her Judith on the second stroke.

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some of the brightest minds of our generation post on tumblr during work hours

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Motivational Mike Monday

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Requested by @jonny-dvilles-blog

#Nearly 60% never heard of???? #this is one of those xkcd people can only name five mineral chemical formulae situations for me

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Jan Waldron, The Small Black Cat Meets Large Black Birds

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This feels inappropriate to look at

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"Bug Trap"

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My husband liked my green curry so much that he randomly posted about it last week on Twitter and then he and my roommate joined forces to make me make it again after just a week lmao

#important note for my ego is that my husband is Thai #so I have succeeded #last time I made it with chicken zucchini and green beans #this time with deep fried tofu bell pepper and baby corn

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im getting my oil changed and i heard the mechanic go "tee hee hee". whats happening

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I am NOT a fungus I do NOT like it damp humid I don’t creeping around the walls. Im not mold

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i don't smoke for the obvious reasons of not wanting to develop an addiction to nicotine but god do i so often feel the emotion 'i need a cigarette'.

#I do occasionally indulge the related I need a drink emotion #but try to minimize that for the above obvious reason

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