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MONKEY MAN (2024)

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Crab/Crawfish Boil! Coloring the food was a challenge of "what shade of Copic Marker is this?"

The last time I had a Crab Boil was in… middle school? My friend’s mom dumped the whole thing on a giant plastic sheet on the dining room table and it was DELICIOUS. Definitely made an impression, that's for sure!

SOUTHERN COMFORT FOOD SERIES Chicken and Waffles Sweet Tea Peach Cobbler Hushpuppies Fried Catfish Shrimp and Grits Cornbread Gumbo Biscuits and Gravy

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[IMAGE DESCRIPTION: 5 panel comic

PANEL 1: (Charlie stands to the side, looking at something offscreen.) C: Hey Dad? L: Yeah? C: We’re you expecting a package from Uncle Levi? L: A what?

PANEL 2: (Charlie looks at two giant towers of seafood crates. One has a note that reads “2 Luci w/ ❤️.” Another note reads, “Call more often u dick.”) C: It’s a bunch of boxes from Uncle Levi!

PANEL 3: (A blur runs by Charlie in a flurry of feathers, sending her hair flying askew.) L: WOO YEAH!

PANEL 4: (Lucifer bounds away, the crates stacked high above his head.) L: SEAFOOD IS HERE - FRESH FROM ENVY! AL, GET THE KITCHEN READY!! C: Uh… Dad?

PANEL 5: "A few hours later…" (There is a giant, messy pile of cooked crab, shrimp, crawfish, potatoes, corn, and sausage on a long table. Charlie is agape with amazement, and Alastor hands her a plate.)

A: Charlie - be a dear and fetch the others for dinner please? And you’re going to catch flies if you keep gawking.

(Lucifer is taking photos with his phone, sending them to a group chat.)

L: Eatin’ good 2nite! Thx Levi! <crab emoji> Levi: OMG JEALOUS Levi: Is that a GODDAMN CRAB BOIL?? F U Bee: No fucking way bitch u only cook pancakes Bee: Who’s cooking 4 U?? DEETS U BITCH <heart emoji heart emoji>

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REBLOG IF YOU HAVE STRETCHMARKS

This way people can see they’re not alone. I have them and this would help me see that.

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daily reminder that boycotting is not a moral stance but a political strategy, so the whole “there’s no ethical consumption under capitalism” argument is not the gotcha you think it is

you can refer to BDS if you’d like a list of companies to focus your efforts on. you can refer to this website if you’d like to become more conscientious about what you’re buying and check for brands/products to avoid.

*please note that i am a palestinian who has been boycotting my entire life. do not try to explain to me in the tags or reblogs or replies what a targeted boycott is or complain about giving up your comfort for something that you (incorrectly) believe does not make an impact. being quiet is free. exercise your right to remain silent today.

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Top Hat (1935) dir. Mark Sandrich

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Reblog art guys. Seriously.

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love the word “rapscallion”. like not only are you a rascal but you’re also kind of spring onion about it too

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If you wouldn't mind sharing, my friend from college was killed last year and we are raising money to honor his memory at our Alma mater. Ryan was a disabled trans man and a truly wonderful soul and we miss him terribly. Please consider donating if you are able ❤️

#signal boost

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Hmmm... Something about the new shopkeep next door seems sus.

print available on etsy

on twitter

speedpaint video

part 2 | part 3

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sorry boss i cant come in today i need to play history maker on loop in my room all day to mourn the loss of the ice adolescence movie

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it’s insane how quickly your life can just. suddenly improve. i used to be so miserable but now i own 5 swords

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Two mimir 💤

Follow me on Twitter 💗

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It pisses me the fuck off that yoga is actually ancient and really good for you. Part of me still feels like it was invented to extract wealth from white socal moms.

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and god said to the angels: the age of prophets has come to a close. Speak not to mortal men, unless they get high enough. Then it's fine.

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Who's the biggest buck now?

(First time animating anything! Finally got the file size low enough to post here lmao.)

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Vees morning routine ⏲☀

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Some humanisation of The Vees.

Human design by @polmin