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Sway looking at the ref like😶

#PCUK goalie has me hollering

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jo news!!!!

#oh mY GOD

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clocked him a bit

#that's just his face omg

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jokes aside i think it’s amazing and heartwarming to see like 4chan incel bros perform the miracle of crawling out of that hole and becoming real human beings and chronicling their journey to realizing that they can be well adjusted happy normal dudes

#i think my shripms would be proud of me got me tearing up on a tuesday night

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Hey asshole? Go fuck yourself and say that to Hillary Knight's face, you massive fuck weasel.

#fuck all the way off #bye byeeeee #also you lost by four goals sooooo

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AND THEN WYATT !!!!!

SICK GOAL BRO

#my fave lil hockey boy whomst I follow from afar #save us all from the v*k please

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Oh I hate them I hate them I hate them

There are 32 teams in this league and I hate exactly one

#ready to see Nate fuck them up please and thank you

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SICK GOAL BRO

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There are 32 teams in this league and I hate exactly one

#mother fucking mother fuckers

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a rare sasha celly (04.29.24)

#I was like whoaaaa #at the barky celly

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new year, same bitch

#I find them very romantic

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don't you dare tease me with the return of my father to one of my teams Russo...

#i just feel like the league is better with dean in it

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Matthew arriving ahead of game 5

#barking

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natemac's such a great insider source because not only will he just Say Stuff unprompted but he also does not appear to know what Stuff is "too revealing" to say. mans out there telling everyone that time sidcros got hammered at his party or he watched a romcom snuggled in bed with jo drouin or the tyson barrie worlds Wrestling Incident just unbarred no decorum no nothing. lets go nate

#he's so endearing #add in the fact that he calls out dudes' bullshit too #and i feel like i can trust a little

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my dear siblings in arms last night we gained an unlikely but welcome ally for the mitch marner defense squad

he showed up in a cloud of mist then leapt into hand-in-hand combat vs. the leafs uncles who want to do a variety of things to mitch, ranging from cyberbullying him out of town to "healthy scratch[ing] him for 2 months so he wants to leave" (an actual idea someone thought to post publicly).

without further ado, i present: [cue gladiator soundtrack] Jfresh.

some additional observations:

if u look at the timestamps for these he was fully in the trenches battling from 3pm-1am.

his calm replies make the uncles look even more obtusely deranged than they already are

he may be doing this with the ulterior motive of trying to get mitch on the penguins and honestly....let's fuckin go

#my favorite was when that person told him to go watch jake #well-known jake-lover jfresh

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all i know is my team would cherish a little masc lesbian who loves his dog and smiling with his whole face

#people keep being WELL WOULD YOU TAKE HIM #a nearly 100 pt pace for past four years player yes please and thank you #would you like a tall Victorian vampire in return?

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TANGERETTES, WE’RE SO BACK

#kristopher