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(Thirteen year old Dirk voice, with a horse accent) Nopony understands me. Everypony hates me.

#Okay.

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A guy makes one pun at age 13 and it’s a supposed mistake that haunts him forever.

#I’m coming to terms with it. Just give me another day.

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Electric chair.

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@neonoirs @onlyfarmers Your Karkat is referencing your mistakes at age thirteen.

#Okay.

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@stunttrouble Pretty well. Thank you for asking. A lot of people never do.

#I’m at work so I miss those little guys. (Weeds.)

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i do like when the oranges get talkative.

#Iconic.

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friendly reminder use your turn signal

#Just let the horse take the wheel. It isn’t that hard. #Tagged. #Thank you.

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alt dirks @ ult dirks: stop hogging the narrative relevance you cringe ass nae nae baby

#<3

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@stunttrouble What specifically? Tending to the tracts of the land, or more animal-centric?

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Hey there. Speculative farmer here.

Just wanted to put in my two cents. I think the real spirit as far as actual farmsteadin’ goes is really making the lay of the land your own. Getting in there and grazing whatever grass you can get your grimy, dirt ridden hands on. Why leave it to the horses? A real farmer gets in there with them. I would go with the last option here being “you,” but I don’t think the gravity of that is really being grasped fully here. Thanks for reading.

twitter poll: what is your favorite farming implement?

pitchfork.

tractor.

hoe.

you.

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Woke up in a cold sweat remembering that I am, in fact, a cowboy.

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your arse is fattest

#Yeah.

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cockneyblocked again.

#Save. #Arse huh.

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Logging on at ass o’clock to finally sew the seeds of my budding blogging career with a first post? Classic.

I want to say the best crowd is no crowd, but that’s just a downright falsehood doubling as terrible time management reaching through my screen to choke me out. I meant to be here earlier, is what I’m trying to say. We can’t be choosy.

All in all, hey. Like this and I’ll dm you.

#I’ll reblog this tomorrow too. #// HI ITS UMI. MY RULES PAGE WILL BE UP TMRW DHDKD