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The Vatican issued a proclamation that they were rebranding to be more “kid friendly” and repainted the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel to feature the cop dog from Paw Patrol.

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starting tomorrow i will be a real person in this world

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Hey Bro Feel   fresh

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10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU (1999) dir. Gil Junger

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Mean Girls (2004) House MD (2009)

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Just had a Thought and now I'm curious. What's you guy's strangest comfort media? It doesn't have to be strange as in like creepy/fucked up/whatever, it can just be smthn a lil odd.

#glee i guess

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 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

#why doesnt this have a million yet

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doctor tells me to pee in a cup, looks at it, says “gross” and pours it out

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becarse we all just a wanna be big rockstar

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#he can say this because he was in the before sunrise trilogy he gets the pass

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every sunday i tell my liberal father that i'm off to go get another sex change. he tells me "yass monarch slay". but in reality i go to church to study the teachings of the lord. if my liberal father knew this i would be disowned. this is joe biden's america

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Lady Gaga performing ‘Paparazzi’ at the MTV Video Music Awards (September 13, 2009) 

#im ur biggest fan ill follow u until you love me *gasps and applause* pappa papparazzi

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Customer: :3 DMV: SILLY Verdict: DENIED

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