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This hurt. Physically.

The Pickle Rick meme is already grating, but imagine how exhausting it would've been if that episode came out during the 2000s "random humor" era.

"zOMG random PICKLE RICK ATTACK!!! o.O *gl0mps teh pickel with a sp0rk* xDD *shouting* PICKLE RICK!!!!!!!!!! that means 'i l0ve u' in pickel xDDDD science is teh randomest o_O;;"

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A VAT of FAKE ACID Are you DYING of DEMENTIA

Morty Smith once said...

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#mhmm

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has anypony done this yet?

alt:

#birdrick #HA

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Toy bear and Mortica!🥰🥰

and......some unacquaint doodle

#teddy rick #!!!!! #Morticia smith #art

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🙏🏻

#:((( #art #emotional dependency

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EACH OF MY BONES HAVE BEEN SHATTERED AND REBUILT COUNTLESS OF TIMES, FORGING MY BODY INTO A CRUEL PARODY OF THE HUMAN FORM IT ONCE WAS. MY VISCERA HAS BEEN TWISTED AND MOLDED INSIDE ME, AND MY SKIN STRETCHED, SPLIT, AND SEAMED TO HIS LIKING. I AM IN CONSTANT AGONY, UNABLE TO DO MUCH OTHER THAN LIE AND MOAN. MY THROAT IS RAW FROM SCREAMING, PLEADING FOR MERCY EACH TIME HE RETURNS. HE HAS BENT AND MOLDED MY BODY TO HIS LIKING MUCH PAST IT'S LIMITS. BUT I CANNOT DIE. HE WON'T ALLOW IT.

"GRANDPA THANKS FOR LETTING ME PLAY THE SPORE GAME:)" HE TELLS ME BEFORE THE AIR SHIFTS AND MY BONES BEGIN TO SPLINTER AND CRACK AGAIN. "IT GIVES ME LOTS OF FUNNY IDEAS GRANDPA:)"

THIS TIME HE HAS TURNED ME INTO A SPORE PENIS.

#shadow tailsgetstrolled

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During the first re-watch of this scene, my thoughts were:

1. That faint in the end was so graceful that it was totally fake

2. That the "I'm okay, I'm okay" part was part of the "nice Morty" persona that he had put on, in a "I'm so nice I'm trying to reassure my bodyguards not to worry" fashion

3. That Evil Morty set up his own campaign manager to try to assassinate him to gain sympathy (I mean, he had no good reason to fire him, and Campaign Manager Morty never spilled the beans to the authorities about why Evil Morty was dangerous and yet we next see Trenchcoat Rick dead in space, so either Evil Morty already knew Trenchcoat Rick was stalking him, or Trenchcoat Rick was also planted by Evil Morty, possibly being the very Rick with cables in his brain that is seen in the incriminating photo)

4. Points 1 and 2 and 3 culminate in the conclusion that Evil Morty is like an evil manipulative soulless robot, not caring about getting himself shot, managing to put up an act even in such a stressful moment.

HOWEVER.

After re-watching this scene like a billion times (and, uh, creating a gif and splitting it lol), while I still think he arranged his own assassination attempt to gain votes through sympathy, I no longer think this is the face of someone who doesn't mind getting shot:

This is the face of someone who is in shock from the pain.

And, mind you, these are right after he gets shot. His fainting afterwards might have been a predetermined act (although it could be real, he was losing blood at a record rate), but at this moment there's not really a lot of time to school his expression nor think about his reactions.

And he immediately lowers his gaze and checks where the wound is, realizes it's nowhere vital (so the Ricks with their amazing technology could fix him in time) and only then he begins saying "I'm okay"...

But I no longer think he was talking to his bodyguard. He didn't glance to his direction once (and he actually turned away from him). It seems to me that he was talking to himself, that he was trying to reassure himself that things would be okay.

And. Well. When we next see him, he has a forcefield that protects him from getting shot.

Evil Morty very much DID NOT not mind his scheduled assassination attempt.

#evil morty

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i said it was my favorite piece of media that i’ve hyperfixated on since the tender age of 12 and have not let go of since. i didnt say it was a Good piece of media

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🥺🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🥺

evil morty :]

#evil morty #art

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This cover art for Rick and Morty in Hell has fundamentally changed me

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We're Morty... We see his bullshit but we want to grow with him, ough

For what it's worth we know this is Mortys story because we see who he sees: Rick.

And we don't see him through "Rick vision", because Rick doesn't like himself. If we did, the story would feel very different.

Instead, we love Rick, we care about him, we find excuses for him, he's funny and he's right and he makes us happy despite his selfishness. We want him to get better but never to leave - to not get so much better that its all over. We want him to find a way to get them both home, together, to somewhere safe. Even tho we do know he probably can't. We will give him endless chances because the fact he wants to try is everything, because that's rare. Who does that! He must be special to do that... right? This must be special circumstances - an exception.

He's a vampire, but vampires gotta eat too, so we want him fed until there's a better way, if one can be found. It's Mortys story, and we see it through his eyes.

#when ur toxic parental figure... #rnm meta

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The last one is definitely my favorite like it's giving some kinda vibe feels nostalgic even

Covers for Rick and Morty: Go To Hell, written by Ryan Ferrier, edited by @onipress :D

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yayyyy go Morty go

Go Morty yayy

#art

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WHAT WAS IN IT IN THE FIRST PLACE ‼️‼️‼️

I do find it sweet that the Ricks made a version that Mortys can have too

Its cherry flavoured, get your Morty some

#art

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IM SOSOSOSOSO IN LOVE W THIS LETS GO MORTYEEYY

EVERYBODY LOOK AT THIS

Season 7 made me CRAZY I love this lil guy! (Please reblog/ subscribe if you enjoyed!)

#EVIL MORTY #!!!! #ART #FAVE #UGH #OUGH #UAGH #<<<<TAKING DAMAGE

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He WOULD unironically name one the Slay Button

and morty will be like "the WHAT" and Summer says "the SLAY button Morty havent you heard of it 🙄🙄🙄" idk

random rick doddles/somehow became a lighting test

#hit the SLAY button #art