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i think, if they were real, they would hang out while waiting for the mortals in the time loop to reset. and they'd be buddies.

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I can hear the dead silence of everyone taking turn looking at Laios monster oc

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can't believe this legend is up for sale can someone venmo me $2500 real quick

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Thoughts that are mutual between cats and their people:

Yeah you're cute when you sleep but you didn't let me sleep either so I'm going to annoy you now because I'm bored. Hahah get poked, sleepy idiot.

How do you not comprehend this when I am literally staring at you. Like I understand that your brain can't understand things this nuanced but come on, how do you not get this.

I don't know if you know that what I am currently doing is an expression of affection, but that won't stop me. Knowing that I showed you that I love you is enough.

I heard a crinkly material and the sound of you chewing so I have to know what's in your mouth RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

I can't communicate with you and you can't communicate with me, so I'm just copying the tone of the sound you're making in hopes that you understand that I try.

You are doing activities beyond my comprehension, and I find this fascinating. I will never understand what the fuck you are trying to achieve here, but I am intrigued nonetheless.

Hey are you ok, you haven't done your weird thing in a while. Yeah I don't get why you do that but I know you do that when you're ok.

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kabru is so fucking funny. he’s out here playing 15 dimensional manipulation mind chess with a guy whose hobby is barking like a dog

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Nothing gives the same kind of random ego boost like managing to finally clean up your home and making it nice. Like ooh look at me, I'm living like people do, I made myself iced tea and I am eating my snack from a real plate. I got floors and shit.

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"The Princess and the Pea" - Givenchy 1996/ Milla Jovovich/ Emma Laird by Hellen Van Meene/ By Edmund Dulac / By Tim Walker/ BLADEE x Heaven by Marc Jacobs/ Emma Watson by Lorenzo Agius/ by William Henry Margetson/ @/maligoshik by @/marysergeevna / by Christian Birmingham

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“what’s the song of the summer” ?? it’s DANCING IN THE DARK by bruce springsteen for the 40th year in a row

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goat fight. non-negotiable.

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Bobby dawn is a very brave man for antagonizing someone related to so many faculty deaths of the school he was just hired at. The bad kids have intentionally killed at least 4 members of the faculty personally and through their actions gotten at least 3 members killed by happenstance, not to mention all the times they killed Gilear through being dumb. Just saying if there were a group of kids at my school who were people of interest in the deaths of 8 faculty members in the school I work at, I would not antagonize them

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Everybody acts like each new Game Changer is a new level of betrayal and psychological torture from Sam towards his friends. Did we forget that the very first game changer was "Sam wheels out a strange machine and asks the contestants embarrassing personal questions, the veracity of their responses is judged by the Machine. The machine is actually controlled by the contestant's significant others who have been made accomplices. Forcing their loved ones into revealing shameful truths for internet broadcast." And sure, he's gotten a bit more personalized with these, constructing a variety of torture chambers for Brennan Lee Mulligan specifically, putting Grant O'Brien in various situations and then bringing his mother onto the set. But deception and betrayal were part of Game Changer from the beginning. So, when I hear people say "I can't believe Sam WENT THERE" about something all I can do is think to myself He went nowhere He's been there the whole time

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BRIAN MURPHY YOU GOTTA HONOR THE COCK. YOU SIMPLY MUST HONOR THE COCK

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Pronouns? Yeah I gots all the pronouns you could want. Bootleg? No, no, you've got it all wrong. They just, uh, fell off the back of a truck. Now, can I interest you in a she/sher? Or how about a nice he/hee? That one's gonna get real popular, lemme tell you what. What? I'm telling you, these are genuine articles of speech. Look kid, I don't normally do this, but you buy a set of, uh, lemme see... not those... you/youse, I'll throw in another pair free. I dunno, for your dog or something. You ever think about your dog's pronouns? I thought not. Cash only.

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redraw of a frame from 'Bottoms'

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"No climate justice on occupied land"

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in my mind chilchuk is bisexual but ONLY in the "dad who casually drops that he had an intimate love affair with his best friend in his youth and does not elaborate" way

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