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We don’t talk enough about the two identical old women who just hang around Azula saying ominous shit in unison. What’s their deal. Is there a comic about them. Are they paid for their services

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i love six o clock because the clock looks so stupid. "|" like get real

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has anybody seen my pet piece of paper. his name is walter he is very fragile but very adventurous. i should never have left the window open in my tenth story apartment

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just saw a single piece of paper drift past 50 feet in the air over buildings like a beautiful white bird

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TINY WRLD (2020)

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why do mermaids wear seashells on their boobs

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in spirit i am a 7th grade boy

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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

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there's a massive cadre of people on here who can best be described by the phrase "be gay do war crimes"

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love the word “rapscallion”. like not only are you a rascal but you’re also kind of spring onion about it too

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thinkin of quitting my job to become a full-time horrifying void entity

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if I say "I have to Austin Powers my car out of a parking space," do you understand what i mean

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Beanie baby

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these posts have the same vibes imo 💯