I’ve been waiting a year to post this
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scientist 1: we have succesfully cloned mew, what shall we name it
scientist 2:
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white kids making fun of bitchy white women and naming them “karen” like…THATS YOUR MOM
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The Area 51 raid was like, the absolute opposite of Dashcon. Like this was an event that was comically not supposed to work, but you crazy sons of bitches actually managed to show up and just throw an alien-themed party while armed gaurds stood angrily on the sidelines. It was JUST as stupid as the memes said it would be and nobody thought anything would happen
Well done
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I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like “Marcus is gay” “I fucked a girl here” “Julius your mum wishes she was with me” and leonardo da vinci’s assistants drew dicks in their notebooks just for the banter and mozart created a piece called “kiss my ass” so when people wish for ‘today’s generation’ to be like ‘how people used to’ then we’re already there buddy we’ve always been
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i got a college degree and the thing i’m most proud of producing in the process is a full academic presentation about what makes a himbo
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meirl
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2012 avengers fandom was just a lot of people trying their hardest to care abt hawkeye but still shoving him in vents in every fanfic like some fucking rat
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