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Aphrodite*Calling Hephaestus on the phone*: No, like its doesnt even come up on my tv when HDMI is plugged in

Hephaestus: Is it on?

Aphrodite:....

Aphrodite: How do I turn it on?

Hephaestus: hit play

Aphrodite: I did! but nothing happend

Hephaestus: It´s the white light showing n the actual box?

Aphrodite: no

Hephaestus: Its not on then, is it plugged in?

Aphrodite: to the HDMI?

Hephaestus: to an outlet

Aphrodite:...

Aphrodite: you love me right?

Hephaestus: HOLY SHIT

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The Garden at Bougival, 1884, Berthe Morisot

Medium: oil,canvas

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Portrait of Maria Munk (unfinished) 1918

Gustav Klimt

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The Goddess Durga Victorious over the Buffalo Demon, Mahisha (Mahishasuramardini)

Period:Central Javanese period

Date:9th century

Culture:Indonesia (Java)

Medium:Volcanic stone (Andesite)

Dimensions:60 1/32 in. (152.5 cm)

Classification:Sculpture

Credit Line:Purchase, Friends of Asian Art Gifts, Mr. and Mrs. Donald Bruckmann, Mr. and Mrs. Perry J. Lewis, and Anonymous Gifts, 1988

Accession Number:1988.160

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i can’t believe tolkien was too catholic to realize how gay he was making lord of the rings

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sexyback over the beat of seven nation army

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Frecklefaced29 aka May Ann Licudine aka May Ann Lumbang Licudine aka Mall (Filipina, b. 1981, Dagupan City, Philippines, based San Fernando City, La Union, Philippines) - 1: Unknown Title  2: Loved to Death, 2014  3: Luna, 2012  Drawings: Graphite

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💜💜

❤❤😘

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The person I reblogged this from is super cute and deserves to have a nice day

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please listen to this kitten I met today

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Police state by pussy riot

CONGRATULATIONS! The last song you listened to will be the soundtrack for your 2019. What can you expect?

#yaaay

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i feel like knowing the word “yonic” (the vagina equilavent of phallic) really changes a person because after that point basically any shape or objective can be classified as genital-shaped. eyes? yonic symbolism. fingers? phallic symbolism. thats all there is

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master has snatched dobbys wig

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Mall goth energy

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@vancityreynolds: These fucking assholes said it was a sweater party. 🎄

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