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You are not afraid of new love, you are afraid of old pain.

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hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.

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I was having writers block and so I took a break and soon enough it was 3 in the morning and I had impulsively sewn together a tiny mouse you’re welcome

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Some random night sketch.

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I love baseball

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THE PROPOSAL (2009) dir. anne fletcher

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white pikmin are my favorite kind of pikmin and it’s all cuz of that one gif

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#ouch two of them 😅

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An attempt was made

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my weirdest hobby is re-creating memes in html so i have a crisp, HQ version of them to use and edit whenever i need

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those verified twitter accounts that are just bots that regurgitate slop become so much more entertaining if you imagine they’re all 3 year olds

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ALT

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sory i bought polymer clay earings from uour wifes etsy store and cast one of her thumprints and used it to access your family safe and i stole your comically large bagof money with dolar signs painted on it